Politicians want The People to wear masks, but it would benefit society if they covered their mouths with them. This world would be healthier if the talking out of both sides of politicians’ chew-holes stopped.
Tag: offensive
A Woman Of The Future might try to insult me and say I make love like a robot, all mechanical and without feeling, but I’ll take offense to that, because my prices will be much more affordable.
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Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow, and that is offensive. In an effort to ban all Objects Of Violence, I propose banning pillows, because they are the root cause of millions of fights, and without them, we’d have a more peaceful society. I hope you groggily agree.
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