Do you enjoy being out in nature? By 2030, when you’re living in your 20 by 30 cement stacked box in the city, you’ll probably be able to rent walks in the park for ONLY $19.95 per month.
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My philosophy on marketing for BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm is I like to think, “What would I do if I were running the company?” Then I remember that I am running the company, and I do that thing.
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Do you often feel lethargic, like you have no energy? Next time, try charging your body through electrocution via lightning bolt. I now make and sell pointy metal hats that are designed to be worn in thunderstorms.
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A Pekin duckling has fur like rays of sunlight. It’s a yellow orb of a bird that’s bursting with warmth, and it transforms your fluttering heart into a butterfly.
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Shop local. No matter where you are in the world, buy from BearPaw Duck Farm.
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One day soon this new pond will be full of water, have Kelly-green clover growing all around, and have white ducks swimming in it. While you relax and enjoy the scenery, there’s even a special place to hold your beer. It’s called your stomach.
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I believe we are all being reduced to poverty through the devaluation of our fiat currency and the forced closures of small businesses. I also believe mass starvation is coming. Am I living in Fantasy Land? No. I’m living fantastically in The Ozarks, and I am preparing.
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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.
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No matter what time it is, it’s always now. That makes it the perfect time to love. But what is the perfect place to love? That’s easy—BearPaw Duck Farm.
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If our ducks have to spend from sunset to sunrise cooped up, we want to make sure they are having the most fun, which means maximizing their exposure to critters that they can chase and eat.
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