Tag: nasa
A broken clock is right twice a day—and that makes NOW the perfect time to buy one, because now when you Buy One Broken Clock, You Get FREE Fake Space! I buy Factory Direct from NASA, so you know my inventory is FRESH.
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It you want to make Clown Soup, you’d better consult on the recipe with the experts: NASA .
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I just ordered some fresh rockets from NASA, which was probably unwise, because it guarantees sales will never be out of this world.
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The Scuba Divers at NASA steal trillions of dollars from The People, and they claim they can’t even go back to the moon, while I’m offering you a taste of their failure for HALF the price! Yes, you read that right. You can buy what I’m selling for ONLY $1,000,000,000,000.00!
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I used to want to be an astronaut, but I gave up hanging around in a pool when I quit competitive swimming. These NASA scuba divers have never trained in the water like I have, and with or without a suit, I’d still beat them in a race.
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On a One to Lamp = Lies & Lying Scale, NASA is most definitely moth.
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Who’s more trustworthy, NASA, CNN, or Disney? All sell fantasy, but I wouldn’t let Disney babysit my kids—especially if there were a global shortage of #adrenochrome.
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You will reach a higher spiritual dimension when you come to accept the fact that NASA is #FakeNews.
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Wish you were here, NASA, or had ever been here.
