Look up BearPaw Duck & Meme Farm. We’re in The Phone Book. I know, because I actually found a copy and scribbled our contact information inside. Business is about to go the way of NASA’s 1986 Challenger rocket.
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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.
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A broken clock is right twice a day—and that makes NOW the perfect time to buy one, because now when you Buy One Broken Clock, You Get FREE Fake Space! I buy Factory Direct from NASA, so you know my inventory is FRESH.
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It you want to make Clown Soup, you’d better consult on the recipe with the experts: NASA .
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I just ordered some fresh rockets from NASA, which was probably unwise, because it guarantees sales will never be out of this world.
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The Scuba Divers at NASA steal trillions of dollars from The People, and they claim they can’t even go back to the moon, while I’m offering you a taste of their failure for HALF the price! Yes, you read that right. You can buy what I’m selling for ONLY $1,000,000,000,000.00!
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I used to want to be an astronaut, but I gave up hanging around in a pool when I quit competitive swimming. These NASA scuba divers have never trained in the water like I have, and with or without a suit, I’d still beat them in a race.
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On a One to Lamp = Lies & Lying Scale, NASA is most definitely moth.
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Who’s more trustworthy, NASA, CNN, or Disney? All sell fantasy, but I wouldn’t let Disney babysit my kids—especially if there were a global shortage of #adrenochrome.
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You will reach a higher spiritual dimension when you come to accept the fact that NASA is #FakeNews.
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