The essence or romance is mystery, and you already know whodunnit. It was Marie’s! They provide the food, music, and ambience to make this Valentine’s Day one to last all year.

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The way water sits still in a glass and holds its shape, that’s how I dance. Luckily for you, I am now offering FREE refills.

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Nothing like a little controversy and conspiracy to drum up interest in a business. Speaking of drums, I’m starting a band, and Branson, Missouri—The Musician will be playing keytar.

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Who would you rather buy your Duck Soup from, me or some other guy? OK fine, but what if that other guy is SOLD OUT? Then what? What do you mean you’ll just go to Popeyes for a Spicy Chicken Sandwich?!

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If Subway’s chicken is only 50% chicken, so what? I’m 50% chicken, too. (The other half of me is pure coward.)

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It could also be argued there is no romance if there is no me, and of course it could be argued by me. You wouldn’t argue it, because you’d naturally agree.

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If I could live anywhere, I’d live here, in this moment, with you.

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The easiest way to get three people to agree on one thing is if those three people are all one person. That’s my kind of teamwork.

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I snuck a peak at the opening line of Jeremy’s Romance Novel, and it reads thus: “Our hero’s name is Jarod, and women want to be with him, men want to be him, and genderfluids want him to drink them.”

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When I write my autobiography, it will be a cookbook called “4,321 Ways To Eat Leftover Meatloaf.” The only two unifying elements, besides the Leftover Meatloaf, will the blindfold and the clothespin, to plug your nose. The book’s suggested retail price will be $19.95.

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The essence or romance is mystery, and you already know whodunnit. It was Marie’s! They provide the food, music, and ambience to make this Valentine’s Day one to last all year.

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The way water sits still in a glass and holds its shape, that’s how I dance. Luckily for you, I am now offering FREE refills.

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Nothing like a little controversy and conspiracy to drum up interest in a business. Speaking of drums, I’m starting a band, and Branson, Missouri—The Musician will be playing keytar.

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Who would you rather buy your Duck Soup from, me or some other guy? OK fine, but what if that other guy is SOLD OUT? Then what? What do you mean you’ll just go to Popeyes for a Spicy Chicken Sandwich?!

Like this:

If Subway’s chicken is only 50% chicken, so what? I’m 50% chicken, too. (The other half of me is pure coward.)

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It could also be argued there is no romance if there is no me, and of course it could be argued by me. You wouldn’t argue it, because you’d naturally agree.

Like this:

If I could live anywhere, I’d live here, in this moment, with you.

Like this:

The easiest way to get three people to agree on one thing is if those three people are all one person. That’s my kind of teamwork.

Like this:

I snuck a peak at the opening line of Jeremy’s Romance Novel, and it reads thus: “Our hero’s name is Jarod, and women want to be with him, men want to be him, and genderfluids want him to drink them.”

Like this:

When I write my autobiography, it will be a cookbook called “4,321 Ways To Eat Leftover Meatloaf.” The only two unifying elements, besides the Leftover Meatloaf, will the blindfold and the clothespin, to plug your nose. The book’s suggested retail price will be $19.95.

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