New Christianity has a NEW bible. It’s called The Talmud. It’s a real page-turner. If you hate your life now, wait until you read what The Self-Chosenites think about you!

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This is a great idea that’s a terrible idea. Plus, if I made soap that was scented like petroleum, The US Military would invade my shower and kill me.

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Republicans want war now, and Democrats want war later. The Banksters have a compromise: War now, later, and forever.

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This meme really speaks to me, in the manner of Helen Keller. Also in the manor is the butler, and if I’m ever murdered, he’s the guy you should blame, because he tried to get the kitchen into Spirit Cooking.

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In the second grade I had a friend named Brian Goldfogel, who only ate goldfish crackers, and he taught me the value of money—gold. Every time I see goldfish crackers I think about him and I laugh, because I’m more of a Leftover Meatloaf kind of guy.

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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

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How much blood must be shed for Israel before their god Moloch is satiated? All of it.

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I haven’t seen my own grandma since I reported her for questioning The Official Narrative. But I don’t care if they burned her in The Incinerator, because I got paid $19.95.

2019/04/102019/04/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Of course, a future world in which you live in a mailbox is obviously an exaggeration. It’s absurd! Do you really think The Globalists will let you enjoy so much living space? No, you’ll be confined to a tin can, and to ensure you fit they’ll incinerate you.

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I snuck a peak at the opening line of Jeremy’s Romance Novel, and it reads thus: “Our hero’s name is Jarod, and women want to be with him, men want to be him, and genderfluids want him to drink them.”

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New Christianity has a NEW bible. It’s called The Talmud. It’s a real page-turner. If you hate your life now, wait until you read what The Self-Chosenites think about you!

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This is a great idea that’s a terrible idea. Plus, if I made soap that was scented like petroleum, The US Military would invade my shower and kill me.

Like this:

Republicans want war now, and Democrats want war later. The Banksters have a compromise: War now, later, and forever.

Like this:

This meme really speaks to me, in the manner of Helen Keller. Also in the manor is the butler, and if I’m ever murdered, he’s the guy you should blame, because he tried to get the kitchen into Spirit Cooking.

Like this:

In the second grade I had a friend named Brian Goldfogel, who only ate goldfish crackers, and he taught me the value of money—gold. Every time I see goldfish crackers I think about him and I laugh, because I’m more of a Leftover Meatloaf kind of guy.

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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

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How much blood must be shed for Israel before their god Moloch is satiated? All of it.

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I haven’t seen my own grandma since I reported her for questioning The Official Narrative. But I don’t care if they burned her in The Incinerator, because I got paid $19.95.

Like this:

Of course, a future world in which you live in a mailbox is obviously an exaggeration. It’s absurd! Do you really think The Globalists will let you enjoy so much living space? No, you’ll be confined to a tin can, and to ensure you fit they’ll incinerate you.

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I snuck a peak at the opening line of Jeremy’s Romance Novel, and it reads thus: “Our hero’s name is Jarod, and women want to be with him, men want to be him, and genderfluids want him to drink them.”

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