I respect a man brave enough to instigate a war that other men will fight and die in. Americans, we know respect, and we thank such courageous men for their Public Service. We NEED such heroes, because if we had less war, just imagine what kind of violent world we’d be living in.

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This GIF looks like a guy hiring his own clone, which is smart, because you can’t do everything, and so you must delegate, and if you are too busy to do something, who better to do it than you? Of course, you’ll probably get murdered by your clone, and he’ll just take your job.

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When I go jogging at night, and it’s pitch black, my shadow always takes the opportunity to run off and go grab a beer, because he thinks his actions are camouflaged and invisible to me. But when he gets fat and no longer mirrors my body, he’ll bring shame to The Shadow Community.

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