Tag: mouth
I had Dr. Gigglebrooks run diagnostics on my proprietary torture device that measures the quantity of exhaled breath in authentic laughter, and the results are in: A Box of Laughter has 33.3% more FLAVOR than Canned Laughter.
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Have you ever told a joke with a punch line so naughty you have to whisper it? I did that today, only I shouted the ending, because with Forced Social Distancing, by the time my voice traveled and endured over the air to the receiving ear, it may have been nearly inaudible.
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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.
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Your mouth can say the words I love you, but it’s your lips in your kiss that confirms the truth of your heart.
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When I speak of love, my lips are heart shaped. Why would you ever force me to contort my mouth into a weapon?
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Honestly, I think you’re a weirdo. But that’s OK, I’d like to sell you my teeth cleaning services. Actually, what you’re paying for is one-way communication, me talking to you, but the teeth scrubbing, that’s FREE.
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