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Have you ever wanted to be a high-performance athlete like you see in this GIF? Well, my coaching services just happen to be ON SALE at 1995 prices—which works out to ONLY $19.95 per hour.
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The People are correct when they say The Government is the answer. Too bad they get the question wrong. The correct question that matches that answer is: Who should you listen to if you want to go to hell?
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The key to keeping your pet waterfall happy is feeding it Kool-Aid, and if you don’t want to turn your pet waterfall all red, as if it’s in a continual state of blushing, I recommend using the transparent flavor of Kool-Aid called CNN.
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I now sell nonsense in small, small-medium, medium, medium-large, large, and large-small. They all come with FREE refills and the same size of cup.
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