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Not only is the video game sample FREE, but so is the whole game—when you purchase a slice of Leftover Meatloaf. It’s FREE because it sucks, but consumers rank my Leftover Meatloaf as the #1 bath sponge, which is why it’s priced at $19.95.
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My favorite bird is Thanksgiving, and I eat it once a year twice, to celebrate being able to celebrate. I take absurdity very seriously, and I suggest you $19.95 while you can still afford it or before it melts into Leftover Meatloaf.
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A woman just asked me if I’m good in bed, and I replied, “No, I’m a terrible sleeper. In fact, I’m so inefficient that it takes me twelve hours to do what the average person can do in eight.”
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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.
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It you want to make Clown Soup, you’d better consult on the recipe with the experts: NASA .
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I used to want to be an astronaut, but I gave up hanging around in a pool when I quit competitive swimming. These NASA scuba divers have never trained in the water like I have, and with or without a suit, I’d still beat them in a race.
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Who’s more trustworthy, NASA, CNN, or Disney? All sell fantasy, but I wouldn’t let Disney babysit my kids—especially if there were a global shortage of #adrenochrome.
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Is there nobility in poverty? It is good to be a poet, but it is better to be a poet who owns Po.et.
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Wish you were here, NASA, or had ever been here.
