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The point of modeling is to increase the visibility of the clothing being showcased, so why hire beautiful people who only distract from the product? Why not hire me at 50% the cost, and a 100% increase in transparency?
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I took this photo, but I didn’t take this photo. I took it from Google, and once I’m done promoting myself, I promise I’ll put it back.
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She has a heart like a desert cactus, my love is like a waterfall, and you can enjoy a FREE barrel ride over the edge, if you don’t mind sloshing around with all the wine inside.
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I’m tired of using my intellect to make money. It’s time I start leveraging my undeniable sex appeal to start building wealth. I hope modeling agencies see this video and all fight over signing me to a lucrative contract.
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The genius part about my #startup idea where clothes fade to zero opacity when the monthly subscription goes unpaid, is women would NOT tolerate seeing this man go shirtless, and neither would the gay male community. They would all scream, “Pay your bill!”
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Are waterfalls the most romantic things in the world? You’d think so, but I actually dated one, and the truth is they only care about looking good, and they only want you around to fawn over them and take their picture all the time.
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If CNN added pond scum to its on-air list of personalities, they’d probably get more people to fish in their intellectually stale reporting water. And by fish I mean drink beer all night on their sofas.
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