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Politics is just professional wrestling for adults. And by adults I mean over 18 years old, and not mentally or emotionally mature. No, the mind of a VOTER is still childish.

2020/10/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The naked truth is if you have to get naked to make your argument compelling, you don’t represent truth. It also doesn’t help if you have a body that looks like lumpy slime mated with dumpy sludge.

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The best way to watch sports is while reading a book with the TV off. Start with The Bible.

2020/09/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I love coffee like I love love, but only one of them I’m offering FREE refills on. Both will wake up your mind, but only my love will also wake up your heart.

2019/04/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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She has a heart like a desert cactus, my love is like a waterfall, and you can enjoy a FREE barrel ride over the edge, if you don’t mind sloshing around with all the wine inside.

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Truth is best delivered in joke format, and like a lion I wait for the perfect moment to strike, because when I see it I seize it without hesitation, and the effect is devastating on false paradigms.

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I want my coffee shop to wake up both your mind and your soul, and an innovative and immersive experience involving inspiration through a real time stream of relevant hashtags will make my Caffeine Distribution Operation worthy of being named Woke.

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My love for her has more dimensions that the human mind can comprehend. Only the heart knows what is beyond width, depth, and height.

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