Tag: meme
I’d recommend waiting an hour after eating and drinking before going swimming—unless you’re combining eating and drinking by enjoying a beer made by BearPaw Duck Farm. FREE refills after 11:59 PM and before midnight.
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Some cinematic epics are immortalized in memory, and this GIF meme is one such masterpiece. I hope this theatrical release is well-received by both film critics and duck buyers.
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If it weren’t for emojis, some people would have nothing to say. So if you’ve got nothing to say, why not say two things at once?
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Have you ever told a joke with a punch line so naughty you have to whisper it? I did that today, only I shouted the ending, because with Forced Social Distancing, by the time my voice traveled and endured over the air to the receiving ear, it may have been nearly inaudible.
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I had a dream about you last night. What did you mean when you said, “Can I borrow your Tomato Machine? I left my seven in my head.” I thought you left eight! Now my calculations are WAY off!
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You plant a tree to have something to leave behind, like a monkey in a bathtub. This #SponsoredAd was brought to you by April in The Ozarks.
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After trying out hours and hours of original material, I can assure you that cats hate knock-knock jokes. To them, knocking is no joke, because if you’ve got knickknacks on a shelf, they’ll seriously knock them all off.
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Please pray for me, and wipe your hands on my product, so it gets your signature scent, and can pulse out Buy Signals to you. $19.95 feels like a mild electrical shock similar to getting struck by lightning.
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This meme really speaks to me, in the manner of Helen Keller. Also in the manor is the butler, and if I’m ever murdered, he’s the guy you should blame, because he tried to get the kitchen into Spirit Cooking.
