Please pray for me, and wipe your hands on my product, so it gets your signature scent, and can pulse out Buy Signals to you. $19.95 feels like a mild electrical shock similar to getting struck by lightning.

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This meme really speaks to me, in the manner of Helen Keller. Also in the manor is the butler, and if I’m ever murdered, he’s the guy you should blame, because he tried to get the kitchen into Spirit Cooking.

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The chart of Branson, Missouri on Google Trends from 2004 until today looks like a regular heartbeat. That’s the look of tourism having a stroke in the future.

2019/12/282019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m with Smudge The Cat. You can take your hologram dancing to some other galaxy. This is a Holographic Zone only.

2019/12/122019/12/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Movies changed the way people read, because why take 90 days to take in a story, a minute at a time before falling asleep in bed, when you can watch the movie adaptation of the book in 90 minutes? Well now with memes, you don’t even have to waste an hour and a half on a film.

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I just spotted this, and I couldn’t be more shocked if a leopard was spotted, because of course a leopard is spotted. That’s like saying Israelis have scales instead of skin.

2019/12/072019/12/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

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I make love like I make coffee. That’s why if you buy right now, you get FREE refills for life. (Limited to one customer only. Promotion not valid in the following states: Alaska and Hawaii.)

2019/10/312019/10/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A parrot will say whatever you tell it to say. If you don’t believe me, just go try talking to a CNN viewer.

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I don’t know why they call the dollar funny money, because there’s nothing even remotely humorous about destroying a country’s standard of living and bringing everyone but The Banksters into generational poverty.

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Please pray for me, and wipe your hands on my product, so it gets your signature scent, and can pulse out Buy Signals to you. $19.95 feels like a mild electrical shock similar to getting struck by lightning.

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This meme really speaks to me, in the manner of Helen Keller. Also in the manor is the butler, and if I’m ever murdered, he’s the guy you should blame, because he tried to get the kitchen into Spirit Cooking.

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The chart of Branson, Missouri on Google Trends from 2004 until today looks like a regular heartbeat. That’s the look of tourism having a stroke in the future.

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I’m with Smudge The Cat. You can take your hologram dancing to some other galaxy. This is a Holographic Zone only.

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Movies changed the way people read, because why take 90 days to take in a story, a minute at a time before falling asleep in bed, when you can watch the movie adaptation of the book in 90 minutes? Well now with memes, you don’t even have to waste an hour and a half on a film.

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I just spotted this, and I couldn’t be more shocked if a leopard was spotted, because of course a leopard is spotted. That’s like saying Israelis have scales instead of skin.

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If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

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I make love like I make coffee. That’s why if you buy right now, you get FREE refills for life. (Limited to one customer only. Promotion not valid in the following states: Alaska and Hawaii.)

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A parrot will say whatever you tell it to say. If you don’t believe me, just go try talking to a CNN viewer.

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I don’t know why they call the dollar funny money, because there’s nothing even remotely humorous about destroying a country’s standard of living and bringing everyone but The Banksters into generational poverty.

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