Have you considered using Leftover Meatloaf as a sponge to scrub your naked body in the shower? It’s all I seem to think about these days.

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To save money (for me, not you), my Dancing Lessons In A Box are now cardboard-free. (Box sold separately.) Also, this juice only seems Extra Large because this man is Extra Small. But what do you care, it’s FREE when you sign up for my Dancing Lessons.

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Eat local. If not for your own health, do it for the children.

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If the world’s best women’s soccer team can’t even compete with a random soccer team composed of 15-year-old boys, do they even have any sports value? Or are they just a marketing gimmeck to push purple-haired transgenders into the mainstream?

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If Branson’s tourism strategy is to attract the fattest, oldest, dumbest, and cheapest visitors, then I’d say they are executing flawlessly. Too bad repeat business is a problem due to poverty and death in that particular demographic.

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Who needs to make money, when you can spend money to make it look like you make money? Rent your way to fame and fortune!

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This #sponsored #ad is brought to you by Kind Art Zoo Jar. Why pay more for less, when you could pay less for less?

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I learned to draw the old-fashioned way—while not paying attention in math class. Let me teach you the art born of boredom and distraction.

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Everything is sales, and everyone is a salesman. The question is, what are you selling, and when you get paid, does the person you sold also get a reward?

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I make Dank Memes by hand. That’s also how I make love. Hopefully that will change when I get married.

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Have you considered using Leftover Meatloaf as a sponge to scrub your naked body in the shower? It’s all I seem to think about these days.

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To save money (for me, not you), my Dancing Lessons In A Box are now cardboard-free. (Box sold separately.) Also, this juice only seems Extra Large because this man is Extra Small. But what do you care, it’s FREE when you sign up for my Dancing Lessons.

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Eat local. If not for your own health, do it for the children.

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If Branson’s tourism strategy is to attract the fattest, oldest, dumbest, and cheapest visitors, then I’d say they are executing flawlessly. Too bad repeat business is a problem due to poverty and death in that particular demographic.

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Who needs to make money, when you can spend money to make it look like you make money? Rent your way to fame and fortune!

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This #sponsored #ad is brought to you by Kind Art Zoo Jar. Why pay more for less, when you could pay less for less?

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I learned to draw the old-fashioned way—while not paying attention in math class. Let me teach you the art born of boredom and distraction.

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Everything is sales, and everyone is a salesman. The question is, what are you selling, and when you get paid, does the person you sold also get a reward?

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