Skip to content

Love now, not later. Also, love later.

Contact Me
About
My Books On Amazon

Tag: meet

In honor of Tom Cruise and the clone of Tom Cruise, Dancing Lessons are NOW Two For One. My prices are so LOW you just might feel obligated to buy some Duck Soup, which comes with FREE refills.

2020/05/232020/05/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

giphy-39

Share this:

Email
Tweet
Share on Tumblr
More

Print
Pocket
WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Share this:

Email
Tweet
Share on Tumblr
More

Print
Pocket
WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

I’m now offering FREE refills on Duck Soup. Must be 21 years or older to drink. Julia Roberts LOVES it, and she said it reminds her of the horse piss she used to drink as a young man.

2020/05/192020/05/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

giphy-37

Share this:

Email
Tweet
Share on Tumblr
More

Print
Pocket
WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Share this:

Email
Tweet
Share on Tumblr
More

Print
Pocket
WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Today is the one that introduces Yesterday to Tomorrow. If it weren’t for Today, Nostalgia would never meet Hope.

2020/02/272020/02/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Share this:

Email
Tweet
Share on Tumblr
More

Print
Pocket
WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Share this:

Email
Tweet
Share on Tumblr
More

Print
Pocket
WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

tag cloud

Search for:

Follow me on Twitter

Recent Posts

I’m a man of faith, I believe. And it’s that very belief that gives me my faith. For me the two are one, like my sale on Frozen Duck Soup Popsicles: Buy Two For The Price Of One! (Offer not valid for residents of Alaska.)
While nine out of ten dentists, or 99.9%, recommend my duck-soup-flavored toothpaste, exactly ZERO decided to buy my new math class, “Understanding How Fractions Work—And Can Work To Make You Rich.” The book is ONLY $19.95, and it comes with FREE refills.
No bears were injured in the making of this GIF. Sadly, one little girl did start crying. But she stopped once I gave her a Frozen Duck Soup Popsicle, which is now FOR SALE and available in four fun flavors that all taste the same!
Time is money, and it’s now ON SALE. 60 seconds for 100 pennies. NO Senior Discounts!
FREE networking tip #13: Instead of offering your hand when meeting someone, extend a rubber duck that squeaks. It’s just a small gesture that says, “I’m here, you’re here, and I really care.”

Blog at WordPress.com.

Post to

Cancel

Send to Email Address Your Name Your Email Address

Cancel

Post was not sent - check your email addresses!

Email check failed, please try again

Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email.

%d bloggers like this:

%d bloggers like this:

%d bloggers like this:

%d bloggers like this: