McDonald’s makes my grandma’s leftover meatloaf look fresh. She died in 1999.
Tag: meatloaf
At BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm, we believe the only thing that separates meatloaf from birthday cake is candles. Since they both have the same great flavor, why don’t you buy a slab for your next celebration?
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This meme is not actually sponsored at this time, but I did repeatedly leave messages for Tupperware’s billing department. My fee is reasonable, and my offer will stay fresh in the fridge just like leftover meatloaf.
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My only note for Branson’s Anthems of Rock is what I tell potential buyers at my Tupperware Parties: You can never have too much Meatloaf. It makes such perfect Leftovers that a whole show could be done from the classic love ballad that’s beloved by fans of all hearing ranges.
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I’m now selling Duck-Soup Popsicles in vintage meatloaf colors. The flavor of 1991 has never looked so good while camping. Just ask Bigfoot.
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At April in The Ozarks, we try to be relatable, like an orphan at a family reunion. You should try the meatloaf. It tastes like 1991.
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I tried telling her, but she wouldn’t listen. I tried showing her, but she refused to see. I asked her what she thought, and she refused to say. That was the last time I ever spoke to Helen Keller.
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Did you know that Subway used the rubber found in yoga mats to make their bread? If you think that’s gross, wait until you find out about Beyond Meat! They don’t make food like they used to. That’s why I’m selling all your childhood favorites, pristinely preserved in Tupperware.
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Salad should be eaten with a spoon. Or a straw, like a smoothie. I like my fluid vegetables to be flavored like Leftover Meatloaf. Great for long runs. Discount available at 26.2 miles.
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The only thing good about the past is my World Famous Leftover Meatloaf. 1991 was a good year, and some say when my vintage Leftover Meatloaf is reheated just right it’s flavored like Branson Glory. It’s like a concert of taste, and it will leave your audience thirsty for more.
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