Did you know that Subway used the rubber found in yoga mats to make their bread? If you think that’s gross, wait until you find out about Beyond Meat! They don’t make food like they used to. That’s why I’m selling all your childhood favorites, pristinely preserved in Tupperware.


The only thing good about the past is my World Famous Leftover Meatloaf. 1991 was a good year, and some say when my vintage Leftover Meatloaf is reheated just right it’s flavored like Branson Glory. It’s like a concert of taste, and it will leave your audience thirsty for more.