McDonald’s makes my grandma’s leftover meatloaf look fresh. She died in 1999.

2022/02/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.

2020/10/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I just read that McDonald’s is trying to create a chicken sandwich to rival the one served by Popeyes. If they can come up with a product that gets certain customers to stab each other over it, then I’m all for it.

2019/12/112019/12/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Now that the 2020 election is hyping up, after the endless corruption and societal decay due to corporations controlling politics, I’m beyond mocking people too stupid to see that the only voting that counts is how you spend your money.

2019/10/012019/10/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Someone showed me a clip of a Kansas City Chiefs game, and there was a camera shot of the crowd in the stadium, and with all that red and golden-arches yellow, I thought I was watching a mob of people audition to be the next Ronald McDonald. Bunch of clowns.

2019/09/232019/09/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Eat local. If not for your own health, do it for the children.

2019/07/212019/07/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What’s the best way to dispose of children’s bodies that were snatched from their parents, raped, tortured, harvested for their adrenochrome, and finally sacrificed to Moloch? You grind up their bodies and sell them back to their parents disguised as McDonald’s hamburger patties.

2019/05/032019/05/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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McDonald’s is The Pope of the food industry, and by that I mean it takes Evil and disguises it as something tantalizing to be obtained, to the detriment of your body and soul.

2018/08/292018/08/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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America’s biggest export is war, which means we switched from making widgets to manufacturing death, so it’s not surprising that McDonald’s tastes like a coffin.

2018/07/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If #FakeNews is nonsense, then the best reply is a non sequitur. Just because they tell 10% of the truth, doesn’t mean they’re not 100% bullshit. I could just ignore them, but then they’d be ignorant to my true disgust for them, and where’s the fun in that?

2018/07/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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McDonald’s makes my grandma’s leftover meatloaf look fresh. She died in 1999.

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If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.

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I just read that McDonald’s is trying to create a chicken sandwich to rival the one served by Popeyes. If they can come up with a product that gets certain customers to stab each other over it, then I’m all for it.

Like this:

Now that the 2020 election is hyping up, after the endless corruption and societal decay due to corporations controlling politics, I’m beyond mocking people too stupid to see that the only voting that counts is how you spend your money.

Like this:

Someone showed me a clip of a Kansas City Chiefs game, and there was a camera shot of the crowd in the stadium, and with all that red and golden-arches yellow, I thought I was watching a mob of people audition to be the next Ronald McDonald. Bunch of clowns.

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Eat local. If not for your own health, do it for the children.

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What’s the best way to dispose of children’s bodies that were snatched from their parents, raped, tortured, harvested for their adrenochrome, and finally sacrificed to Moloch? You grind up their bodies and sell them back to their parents disguised as McDonald’s hamburger patties.

Like this:

McDonald’s is The Pope of the food industry, and by that I mean it takes Evil and disguises it as something tantalizing to be obtained, to the detriment of your body and soul.

Like this:

America’s biggest export is war, which means we switched from making widgets to manufacturing death, so it’s not surprising that McDonald’s tastes like a coffin.

Like this:

If #FakeNews is nonsense, then the best reply is a non sequitur. Just because they tell 10% of the truth, doesn’t mean they’re not 100% bullshit. I could just ignore them, but then they’d be ignorant to my true disgust for them, and where’s the fun in that?

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