I’m a planner and a doer. Tonight I plan on doing tomorrow, and when tomorrow comes I’ll spend all day reflecting back on tonight, and how proud I am that I got all this planning done. 2020/06/122020/06/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Some cinematic epics are immortalized in memory, and this GIF meme is one such masterpiece. I hope this theatrical release is well-received by both film critics and duck buyers. 2020/05/062020/05/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
I look at “I Voted” stickers the same way I look at Trophies For All. It’s a way to feel good about yourself, as if you actually accomplished something, when in reality it’s used as a tool to stop you from striving to achieve through failure. 2020/03/292020/03/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Art as a service is great until you’re forced into the dilemma of: Do you keep The Masterpiece that I sculpted out of wrapping paper, or do you destroy The Masterpiece to discover the original gift inside? Masterpiece versus Mystery. Who will win? 2019/03/052019/03/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window. 2019/02/062019/02/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
I’m also offering Painting Classes. Paint like a master by painting over masterpieces. Improve on The Mona Lisa by adding a mustache, you creative genius. $19.95 per session. 2019/02/032019/02/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Your mouth can say the words I love you, but it’s your lips in your kiss that confirms the truth of your heart. 2018/12/172018/12/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Powdered Rose Substitute doesn’t have The Gift of Flight, but butterfly wings on a dolphin wouldn’t make good swimming fins, if you know what I mean. What I’m trying to say is HURRY UP AND BUY! The SALE ends when Bob Ross finishes the masterpiece he’s painting now in the past. 2018/08/232018/08/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...