Inside jokes should be worn on the outside. Why not make a T-shirt design out of a quirky personal interaction?
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Why should you listen to me about business? Do I know how to make a dollar? Yes. Do I know how to make two dollars? Well, no. Not unless I get my hands on a Federal Reserve Fake Money Printer.
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My philosophy on marketing for BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm is I like to think, “What would I do if I were running the company?” Then I remember that I am running the company, and I do that thing.
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I’m not impressed by gaudy displays of wealth, but if you’re going to flaunt, don’t show off your ignorance by wearing a common gem that’s only gained value through marketing and a cartel market. Go out and buy a truly rare and beautiful stone.
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It’s like my good friend Elon Musk said, “If you don’t shop at BearPaw Duck & Meme Farm, you’ll wish you were born as a hologram, because I’m going to Mars to be with other beings of light, so go buy a Tesla and starve.”
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It’s quite likely that I just wrote the BEST book full of duck quotes in existence. It’s also true that it’s probably the ONLY book of duck quotes, but so what? I’m still number ONE, and in my book, that’s worthy of a gold medal.
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When you arrive at BearPaw Duck Farm, ask for Natalie. Natalie doesn’t work here, and nobody here knows anybody named Natalie, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ask for her. We have a cozy lobby where you can wait for her, with comfy wooden benches and cold coffee to drink.
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Jonathan has selected his FREE email to be Joycesque, and to that I said yes I will Yes and yes it’s coming right up, and his email will be full of YES and perfume and flowers and he asked me with his eyes to Yes in text format so I will yes I said YES.
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BearPaw Duck Farm is now into email marketing, and the best part about having a Spam Folder is the meat never goes bad. However, I’m not a fan of fake meat in a can, so open my emails and buy my duck eggs.
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Hey, put away your gun. Don’t shoot me. I’m just the messenger. I’m like your friendly neighborhood Post Office Driver, except instead of delivering junk mail, I deal in dank memes.
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