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Who said manufacturing in America is dead? We make all sorts of stuff. We make war, fake money, fake news, and fake food. We also make real food, too. BearPaw Duck Farm’s Organic Orange-legged Aquatic Birds are 100% factory FRESH. You can hardly taste machine!

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Branson offers competitive wages. Its most comparable competitor is a city in China—the place where they have all those slave-labor factories making cheap Walmart products.

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The perfect pet is half cat, half waterfall, because you could splash in snuggles, but also take it for a walk down a mountain. But why go through all that work, when you could just take The Ozarks Service Escalator?

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How can I convey how much conveyor belts in factories are needed when a town’s only industry is tourism? If you want to make progress, you have to actually make something.

2020/03/032020/03/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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America’s biggest export is war, which means we switched from making widgets to manufacturing death, so it’s not surprising that McDonald’s tastes like a coffin.

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I don’t actually have any snuggles for sale, of course. Or cuddles. But only because I’m currently OUT OF STOCK. Come back tomorrow night, and I should have a fresh supply of inventory for you to purchase.

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