Tag: make love
These days, robots will do everything. They’ll do your job, they’ll take your paycheck, and they’ll even make love to you, for a price, which of course you can’t afford because a robot stole your income.
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I make love like a rose, and I make war like a cactus. It’s up to you whether we are a garden or we are desert.
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To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.
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I’ll bring the empty Tupperware containers, if you bring all the pre-made love we’ll sell to low-price buyers and high-value shoppers. (They’ll get both with our frozen product, which is ready to be reheated and enjoyed on a lonely night.)
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I make Dank Memes by hand. That’s also how I make love. Hopefully that will change when I get married.
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Actually, I do have other love making sizes to offer besides extra large, but they’re all boxed up in The Warehouse, and probably covered in cobwebs. But because you’re a valued customer, I’ll dust off the extra small to better serve you.
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Why make dinner, when it was just made last night and there is still some left over? Same thing with making love. If you’re horny, check the fridge.
