I’m not a misanthrope. No, really, I do like people. Cats are people, right?

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Wearing a mask over your mouth, it’s the new way to wear a blindfold. Let the world know you watch TV and that you stay up-to-date on misinformation.

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A parrot will say whatever you tell it to say. If you don’t believe me, just go try talking to a CNN viewer.

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I was talking to a man the other day who was telling me stories from his past, and I was sad, because all of his memories were scenes from sitcoms he’d seen on TV. Then I sold him a box of tissues, and then convinced him to let me use them all, since he did make me cry.

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If you find yourself defending The Globalists, the same ones who want to exterminate you, then the odds of you being a TV Head are 100%. But hey, at least you’re safe from zombies, since they only eat brains.

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The only people who want you to stay asleep are mattress salesmen and Deep State Globalists. For them, they don’t ever want you to wake up. Meme Warfare is not the same as The War on Memes. Which side are you on?

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I once did a charity walk for cancer. They asked for money, and I walked away.

2018/02/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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This is what I see when I’m talking to anyone who believes anything that comes from NASA or SpaceX.

2018/02/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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It’s time for you to wake up. And I don’t mean because it’s 6:33 AM. I mean because you’ve been slumbering your whole life. Your state-sponsored textbooks didn’t teach you how to think. They only taught you how to sleepwalk like a zombie.

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I should make a watch that ditches the numbers 1-12 in favor twelve LOVEs, evenly spaced where the hours would be, because no matter what time it is, it’s time to love.

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I’m not a misanthrope. No, really, I do like people. Cats are people, right?

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Wearing a mask over your mouth, it’s the new way to wear a blindfold. Let the world know you watch TV and that you stay up-to-date on misinformation.

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A parrot will say whatever you tell it to say. If you don’t believe me, just go try talking to a CNN viewer.

Like this:

I was talking to a man the other day who was telling me stories from his past, and I was sad, because all of his memories were scenes from sitcoms he’d seen on TV. Then I sold him a box of tissues, and then convinced him to let me use them all, since he did make me cry.

Like this:

If you find yourself defending The Globalists, the same ones who want to exterminate you, then the odds of you being a TV Head are 100%. But hey, at least you’re safe from zombies, since they only eat brains.

Like this:

The only people who want you to stay asleep are mattress salesmen and Deep State Globalists. For them, they don’t ever want you to wake up. Meme Warfare is not the same as The War on Memes. Which side are you on?

Like this:

I once did a charity walk for cancer. They asked for money, and I walked away.

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This is what I see when I’m talking to anyone who believes anything that comes from NASA or SpaceX.

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It’s time for you to wake up. And I don’t mean because it’s 6:33 AM. I mean because you’ve been slumbering your whole life. Your state-sponsored textbooks didn’t teach you how to think. They only taught you how to sleepwalk like a zombie.

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I should make a watch that ditches the numbers 1-12 in favor twelve LOVEs, evenly spaced where the hours would be, because no matter what time it is, it’s time to love.

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