Tag: maga
I’m what you’d call a REAL patriot. You know, a man so overflowing with MAGA that my loyalty can be rented for ONLY $1,200 dollars per month.
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New Christianity has a NEW bible. It’s called The Talmud. It’s a real page-turner. If you hate your life now, wait until you read what The Self-Chosenites think about you!
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The stock market is at all-time highs, and we as Americans owe a record amount of money to The International Banksters. That can only mean one thing: It’s time to put on your red MAGA yarmulke and celebrate our good fortune. We did it, fam!
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No cat would vote for Trump. No cat would vote at all. Have you ever seen a cat at a polling booth? No, they are far too clever to fall for such a farce.
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There’s no better way to celebrate our freedom on this 4th of July than to cheer about our upcoming war with Iran for Israel. Who needs beer with all this intoxicating #MAGA? Bombs are better than fireworks anyway, right America?
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Truer words have never been spoken. Also, truer words have never been spoken.
