When a mass of people gather to watch two people fight, the best seat in the house is behind the counter that displays the candy and popcorn FOR SALE. Show your “I VOTED” sticker to receive a 50% discount on a half-sized bag.

2020/11/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Hey, whitey, you should VOTE! Do it for the blacks, the Hispanics, and the gays. Didn’t you hear that Trump is pro LGBT? If the continued funding of Planned Parenthood isn’t enough reason to cheer, do it for Israel. Didn’t you know that Trump converted to Judaism? That’s so MAGA!

2020/10/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If you haven’t been censored by Twitter, Facebook, or YouTube, you have no character. No, what you are is a cartoon character, like a Disney princess, because you’re living in a Fantasy Land, and just going along with a script written by pedophiles.

2020/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

There are three things you should NEVER FORGET. One: To VOTE. Two: The Holocaust. Three: There is no three. Are you kidding me? 6.66 MILLION Jews died. How could we have room to remember anything else?

2020/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Are lollipops suckers? Are Trump VOTERS lollipops? Yes and yes!

2020/10/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Did you VOTE for this? Because I didn’t VOTE for this. But that’s because I didn’t VOTE. Maybe 2020 will be the year you finally wise up to the farce called VOTING.

2020/09/282020/09/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The only way to change oppression in society is to VOTE. If you’ll recall, that’s how America gained its Independence from England in 1776. If our brave Founding Fathers hadn’t VOTED their way to FREEDOM, we’d all still be speaking English.

2020/08/012020/08/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.

2020/06/122020/06/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What do you get when the government shuts down the economy, closes meat-processing plants, and destroys fruits, vegetables, and milk in mass? One more reason to put on your red MAGA hat and VOTE for FREEDOM!

2020/05/062020/05/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Wearing a mask over your mouth, it’s the new way to wear a blindfold. Let the world know you watch TV and that you stay up-to-date on misinformation.

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When a mass of people gather to watch two people fight, the best seat in the house is behind the counter that displays the candy and popcorn FOR SALE. Show your “I VOTED” sticker to receive a 50% discount on a half-sized bag.

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Hey, whitey, you should VOTE! Do it for the blacks, the Hispanics, and the gays. Didn’t you hear that Trump is pro LGBT? If the continued funding of Planned Parenthood isn’t enough reason to cheer, do it for Israel. Didn’t you know that Trump converted to Judaism? That’s so MAGA!

Like this:

If you haven’t been censored by Twitter, Facebook, or YouTube, you have no character. No, what you are is a cartoon character, like a Disney princess, because you’re living in a Fantasy Land, and just going along with a script written by pedophiles.

Like this:

There are three things you should NEVER FORGET. One: To VOTE. Two: The Holocaust. Three: There is no three. Are you kidding me? 6.66 MILLION Jews died. How could we have room to remember anything else?

Like this:

Are lollipops suckers? Are Trump VOTERS lollipops? Yes and yes!

Like this:

Did you VOTE for this? Because I didn’t VOTE for this. But that’s because I didn’t VOTE. Maybe 2020 will be the year you finally wise up to the farce called VOTING.

Like this:

The only way to change oppression in society is to VOTE. If you’ll recall, that’s how America gained its Independence from England in 1776. If our brave Founding Fathers hadn’t VOTED their way to FREEDOM, we’d all still be speaking English.

Like this:

I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.

Like this:

What do you get when the government shuts down the economy, closes meat-processing plants, and destroys fruits, vegetables, and milk in mass? One more reason to put on your red MAGA hat and VOTE for FREEDOM!

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Wearing a mask over your mouth, it’s the new way to wear a blindfold. Let the world know you watch TV and that you stay up-to-date on misinformation.

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