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I actually don’t even own a gun. Why would I, when I have Karate Hands that are so effective that Oregon lumberjacks keep asking me to rent them to help chop down trees?

2019/04/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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All my Karate Hands come with a lifetime guarantee, in that they will end the life if your opponent guaranteed.

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How would YOU like to earn $19.95 per day chopping down trees with your bare hands? Sound too good to be true? Well, that’s because it is! You forgot to subtract taxes from your take-home pay!

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