Tag: love
When your skin gets carressed by the warm summer breeze, I hope you think of my breath on your body and remember the details. It’s the scents, tastes, and textures that provide richness to romance.
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Seeing you gives me an internal sunburn, because my heart burns hot for you like the incinerating sky luminary that makes the seasons. My corazon only makes love, but it can also be used to measure time.
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A heart has two bumps in it, because at its core love is a circle with a point, and that point is two unite two into one.
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Orville, Clive, Stuart, Ambrose, Thaddeus, Landon, Jaxson, Colton, Ayden, Kingston, Duke, Nathaniel, Wesley, Blake, Preston, Colt, Arthur, & Remington all told me it would be better to be shot by a Yankee than to give my heart to you, but I was Helen Keller to their sound advice.
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People tell me I dance like my legs are on fire, and I let them, because they paid me $19.95 to learn how to rhythmically move like Armageddon. Also, none of the flames were injured in the making of this video.
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In my book, love is all there is in this world. If you agree, that book retails for $19.95 and does come with a FREE slice of Leftover Meatloaf, which makes a tasty bookmark.
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When I asked him about money, he melted like a piece of chocolate wrapped as a gold coin, and I never eat those things, for fear that they taste like Fake Money. Would you eat something that was flavored like fiat currency?
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I make love like I make coffee. That’s why if you buy right now, you get FREE refills for life. (Limited to one customer only. Promotion not valid in the following states: Alaska and Hawaii.)
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You can string lovely words together to make someone fall in love with you, but don’t string them along.
