Tag: love
Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson: The Jews did 9/11. *The reason coffee loves Mel Gibson is because he’s already awake, so coffee doesn’t have to do any work and it can just relax.
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I just wrote a Romance Novel using only a toothpick and some soot from a chimney in an old Victorian mansion. The Woman fell in love with The Hero when she asked him what he liked on his pizza, and he replied, “Israel did 9/11.” As far as toppings go, nothing tops that.
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If I were actually going to sell love, the best way to do it would be to give away FREE samples, because the more I gave away, the more I’d get in return and the more I’d have to sell.
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One hug is two people completing The Circle of Love.
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If I could, I’d work 24 hours a day. And by work I mean sleep, because I’m all about that Hustle Life.
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As a portrait artist, I’m the best at handling chopsticks while drawing, and for ONLY $19.95 I can draw you in such a way that no matter what you look like, you’ll resemble Rasputin. You’ll also look like a love letter, so you’ll have the essence of romance.
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Writing would have more vibrancy if instead of ink, pens were filled with coffee.
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I love coffee like I love love, but only one of them I’m offering FREE refills on. Both will wake up your mind, but only my love will also wake up your heart.
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Finding old pictures is like discovering slivers of your heart, emotions preserved in thin slices that you can use to make a Nostalgia Sandwich.
