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I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. (Powdered love poetry and water sold separately.)

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If April in The Ozarks smells like 100% Pure Romance, it’s because we use the freshest organic love poetry. The earnest words of yearning are all locally grown right here in my heart.

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I’ll be your Mozart, if you’ll be my gang of wolves. If you can do that, I’ll also be your Wolfgang.

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You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.

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The heart is a magical vessel, because the more love you pour out, the more love you have to pour out, and right now I’m offering FREE refills!

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Sometimes I stand outside in the summer breeze and close my eyes, imagining it’s your warm breath rushing over my skin, and in these moments I am clothed in Love, which never goes out of style.

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I once planted a garden of love in my heart, of which the flowers looked like roses mixed with butterflies, and I’m sad my feelings for you evaporated, because I could easily sell bouquets of our romance for $19.95.

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Our love doesn’t belong to me, and our love doesn’t belong to you. Our love belongs to The Future.

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I’ve written a whole forest’s worth of Love Poetry for you, and not a single tree was chopped down to complete this Library of The Heart.

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If April in The Ozarks smells like 100% Pure Romance, it’s because we use the freshest organic love poetry. The earnest words of yearning are all locally grown right here in my heart.

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I’ll be your Mozart, if you’ll be my gang of wolves. If you can do that, I’ll also be your Wolfgang.

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You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.

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The heart is a magical vessel, because the more love you pour out, the more love you have to pour out, and right now I’m offering FREE refills!

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Sometimes I stand outside in the summer breeze and close my eyes, imagining it’s your warm breath rushing over my skin, and in these moments I am clothed in Love, which never goes out of style.

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I once planted a garden of love in my heart, of which the flowers looked like roses mixed with butterflies, and I’m sad my feelings for you evaporated, because I could easily sell bouquets of our romance for $19.95.

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Our love doesn’t belong to me, and our love doesn’t belong to you. Our love belongs to The Future.

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