Lies come in all sorts of flavors, while The Truth is always vanilla. However, while you can get a lie in any flavor you’d like, it is always camouflaged poison.
Tag: lonely
Have you ever told a joke with a punch line so naughty you have to whisper it? I did that today, only I shouted the ending, because with Forced Social Distancing, by the time my voice traveled and endured over the air to the receiving ear, it may have been nearly inaudible.
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If Uncle Sam didn’t exist, I wouldn’t even have one friend. Of course, I pay Uncle Sam out of my paycheck, so it kind of feels like I’m buying his love.
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I know you’re probably thinking, “You may have just solved the greatest problem facing humanity with your Whistling As A Service idea, but how will you scale up as a business?” That’s easy! I’ll be cloning myself into Unicorn Status and my other selves will be working for FREE.
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I’ll bring the empty Tupperware containers, if you bring all the pre-made love we’ll sell to low-price buyers and high-value shoppers. (They’ll get both with our frozen product, which is ready to be reheated and enjoyed on a lonely night.)
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My heart is your heart, if you want it.
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In a world of fake everything, be genuine, even if you stand out and stand alone. If you are real, and you are alone because you are real, then you are better off than if you fake it to fit in and are surrounded by fake people.
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Every defeat is a victory of wisdom, gaining insight for future success.
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Sell your hope and buy prudence. I won’t buy the former from you, but I do have some of the latter for you to buy, and if you act within the next fifteen minutes I’ll even throw in some FREE cynicism.
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