I’m all about saving you money. But I can’t save you money until you spend money, so find out now by buying. What are you waiting for? You can’t shop when you’re dead, even if you can vote for Hillary Clinton.

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If Life Coaches got invitations to The Olympics, you’d be my Michael Phelps. My favorite part about coaching is getting paid to watch the people paying me do all the hard work.

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I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.

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The fact that we have become strangers tears my heart in two. I need a minute to collect myself. Come back in 60 seconds and I should be the guy you know and love.

2018/12/182018/12/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Our love is pure like the breeze in The Ozarks, and though I can’t see it, I can feel it, and that fires up all my other senses and torches my soul with desire.

2018/11/302018/11/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you love my service as a Reality Tour Guide, or even if you hate it, would you be kind enough to recommend me to all your friends? Be sure to mention my ever-rising fee, and tell them that’s just one of the many benefits of doing business with me.

2018/11/272018/11/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

It only takes a moment to make a moment that could last a lifetime. If you just slow down, you may make a fast friend.

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To love or to love, that is the question, because to not love is to not live, and the only thing that makes life livable is love. So give the radiant contents of your heart away, and when it feels empty, give some more.

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I also took my pet shoes for a walk, but I didn’t wear them on my feet, because I’m not that kind of monster. No, I’m an entirely different kind of monster, the kind that wears a Bigfoot costume and is FOR HIRE, if you are a serious documentarian.

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I’m all about saving you money. But I can’t save you money until you spend money, so find out now by buying. What are you waiting for? You can’t shop when you’re dead, even if you can vote for Hillary Clinton.

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If Life Coaches got invitations to The Olympics, you’d be my Michael Phelps. My favorite part about coaching is getting paid to watch the people paying me do all the hard work.

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I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.

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The fact that we have become strangers tears my heart in two. I need a minute to collect myself. Come back in 60 seconds and I should be the guy you know and love.

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Our love is pure like the breeze in The Ozarks, and though I can’t see it, I can feel it, and that fires up all my other senses and torches my soul with desire.

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If you love my service as a Reality Tour Guide, or even if you hate it, would you be kind enough to recommend me to all your friends? Be sure to mention my ever-rising fee, and tell them that’s just one of the many benefits of doing business with me.

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It only takes a moment to make a moment that could last a lifetime. If you just slow down, you may make a fast friend.

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To love or to love, that is the question, because to not love is to not live, and the only thing that makes life livable is love. So give the radiant contents of your heart away, and when it feels empty, give some more.

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I also took my pet shoes for a walk, but I didn’t wear them on my feet, because I’m not that kind of monster. No, I’m an entirely different kind of monster, the kind that wears a Bigfoot costume and is FOR HIRE, if you are a serious documentarian.

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I live for the moment. Just not this moment.

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