War is when The Banksters pay two sides to fight, unbeknownst to each, so that The Banksters can make money off their death investment. The Banksters trade lead for gold, in an alchemic process made possible by murder, so perhaps reversing that scheme isn’t such a bad idea.

2020/12/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

A plague of black vultures has arrived to consume death and to disperse the stench of rotting corpses, and Satan’s minions have decreed it illegal to kill them. This is just one early sign that America is now under God’s judgment.

2020/12/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

2020/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Life is made of time, people, and places. Why not spend your time with the best people in the best places?

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Think how great America would be if every sports bar were replaced with Dank Meme Barns, where patrons turn into workhorses making mockery of local politicians. Why shouldn’t exposing criminality be gamified and bolstered by an environment of camaraderie?

2020/09/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Numbers are fun. I just learned to count a month ago. That’s 13 days, right? Next month I’ll try to learn the alphabet so I can then take on Algebra.

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As Americans, we can VOTE our way to FREEDOM. After all, that’s how our Founding Fathers gained Independence from England in 1776.

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I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.

2020/06/122020/06/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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People told me it couldn’t be done, but I didn’t listen, because I had already paid for a trophy to award myself. So when I couldn’t do it, I went and purchased a participation trophy, and then I threw myself a victory celebration.

2020/05/062020/05/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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On wealth: The way The Federal Reserve is printing dollars, it won’t be too long before I’m a millionaire. I’ll be so rich I’m poor, because that one million dollars that used to take a lifetime of work to earn will only buy me a cheeseburger. But not a double cheeseburger.

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War is when The Banksters pay two sides to fight, unbeknownst to each, so that The Banksters can make money off their death investment. The Banksters trade lead for gold, in an alchemic process made possible by murder, so perhaps reversing that scheme isn’t such a bad idea.

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A plague of black vultures has arrived to consume death and to disperse the stench of rotting corpses, and Satan’s minions have decreed it illegal to kill them. This is just one early sign that America is now under God’s judgment.

Like this:

Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

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Life is made of time, people, and places. Why not spend your time with the best people in the best places?

Like this:

Think how great America would be if every sports bar were replaced with Dank Meme Barns, where patrons turn into workhorses making mockery of local politicians. Why shouldn’t exposing criminality be gamified and bolstered by an environment of camaraderie?

Like this:

Numbers are fun. I just learned to count a month ago. That’s 13 days, right? Next month I’ll try to learn the alphabet so I can then take on Algebra.

Like this:

As Americans, we can VOTE our way to FREEDOM. After all, that’s how our Founding Fathers gained Independence from England in 1776.

Like this:

I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.

Like this:

People told me it couldn’t be done, but I didn’t listen, because I had already paid for a trophy to award myself. So when I couldn’t do it, I went and purchased a participation trophy, and then I threw myself a victory celebration.

Like this:

On wealth: The way The Federal Reserve is printing dollars, it won’t be too long before I’m a millionaire. I’ll be so rich I’m poor, because that one million dollars that used to take a lifetime of work to earn will only buy me a cheeseburger. But not a double cheeseburger.

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