I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.

2020/06/122020/06/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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People told me it couldn’t be done, but I didn’t listen, because I had already paid for a trophy to award myself. So when I couldn’t do it, I went and purchased a participation trophy, and then I threw myself a victory celebration.

2020/05/062020/05/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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On wealth: The way The Federal Reserve is printing dollars, it won’t be too long before I’m a millionaire. I’ll be so rich I’m poor, because that one million dollars that used to take a lifetime of work to earn will only buy me a cheeseburger. But not a double cheeseburger.

2020/04/272020/04/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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New Christianity has a NEW bible. It’s called The Talmud. It’s a real page-turner. If you hate your life now, wait until you read what The Self-Chosenites think about you!

2020/03/262020/03/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The worst part about this Coronavirus Crisis is that since everything has been canceled, I can’t watch sports. It’s true that as a fan I was Helen Kelleresque, but I was just about to get serious about life, and finally start paying attention to what truly matters in this world.

2020/03/182020/03/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Winter reminds me of that one time I went ice fishing. I caught a few beers. But I had to throw them back, because they were just babies. I only drink geriatric fermented barley.

2020/02/232020/02/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I don’t know who you’d rather watch perform in Branson, the 1950s cover band at the theater, or the homeless guy with the guitar on the street corner, but either way I’ve got ear plugs in your size FOR SALE.

2019/12/102019/12/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you got paid in air, The Government would demand to know your lung capacity, to exactly calculate the breaths you take that should go to them to keep them alive.

2019/12/072019/12/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

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A heart has two bumps in it, because at its core love is a circle with a point, and that point is two unite two into one.

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I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.

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People told me it couldn’t be done, but I didn’t listen, because I had already paid for a trophy to award myself. So when I couldn’t do it, I went and purchased a participation trophy, and then I threw myself a victory celebration.

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On wealth: The way The Federal Reserve is printing dollars, it won’t be too long before I’m a millionaire. I’ll be so rich I’m poor, because that one million dollars that used to take a lifetime of work to earn will only buy me a cheeseburger. But not a double cheeseburger.

Like this:

New Christianity has a NEW bible. It’s called The Talmud. It’s a real page-turner. If you hate your life now, wait until you read what The Self-Chosenites think about you!

Like this:

The worst part about this Coronavirus Crisis is that since everything has been canceled, I can’t watch sports. It’s true that as a fan I was Helen Kelleresque, but I was just about to get serious about life, and finally start paying attention to what truly matters in this world.

Like this:

Winter reminds me of that one time I went ice fishing. I caught a few beers. But I had to throw them back, because they were just babies. I only drink geriatric fermented barley.

Like this:

I don’t know who you’d rather watch perform in Branson, the 1950s cover band at the theater, or the homeless guy with the guitar on the street corner, but either way I’ve got ear plugs in your size FOR SALE.

Like this:

If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

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A heart has two bumps in it, because at its core love is a circle with a point, and that point is two unite two into one.

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