Tag: life
Perhaps a coffin maker is the one salesman who can’t entice customers with Buy One Get One FREE. Especially if that customer is single, because he’s divorced and broke, from paying a fancy wedding DJ.
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Or perhaps your love has inspired my stone-heart to grow into a tree that’s full of green life.
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If I could live anywhere, I’d live here, in this moment, with you.
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Every morning I give thanks for not only being alive, but for having my life. Can you imagine how terrible life would be if I were you?
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In the second grade I had a friend named Brian Goldfogel, who only ate goldfish crackers, and he taught me the value of money—gold. Every time I see goldfish crackers I think about him and I laugh, because I’m more of a Leftover Meatloaf kind of guy.
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The brain is in the body, and memories are in the brain. Are my memories therefore not physical extensions of me, and able to be frozen for all of eternity, so that someone in the future can dethaw them and laugh at all the jokes I once enjoyed?
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There is no sliding scale for Truth, no gradient full of grays from black to white. Truth either is or it isn’t, it’s either alive or dead, and it never exists in a zombie-like state.
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It’s a little disconcerting looking back on your life and seeing your past self looking back at you.
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I’d like to repair your elevator using only a kayak and a smile. Ask me about Tuesday Specials every Monday.
