Tag: life
Whether you die at 20 or 120, life is short, and you must choose a side to fight for and represent. Even if you don’t know you have to choose or don’t want to choose, you’re choosing, so be wise because you can’t take this test twice.
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Buy some sod and become a Land Owner! Start living The American Dream this Saturday!
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Would you accept True Love that was mostly true, say about 80%? Probably not, right? Well, why do you tolerate that with your alternative news sources?
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If you thought bull riding was dangerous, you should try straddling a bucking cloud. I’ve never attempted something so crazy, because not only am I afraid of heights, but I’m also terrified of floating condensed water vapor.
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I was talking to a man the other day who was telling me stories from his past, and I was sad, because all of his memories were scenes from sitcoms he’d seen on TV. Then I sold him a box of tissues, and then convinced him to let me use them all, since he did make me cry.
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When the green things recede, and the brown creeps forward, then the scavengers start encircling and spiraling inward.
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I’m all about saving you money. But I can’t save you money until you spend money, so find out now by buying. What are you waiting for? You can’t shop when you’re dead, even if you can vote for Hillary Clinton.
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If Life Coaches got invitations to The Olympics, you’d be my Michael Phelps. My favorite part about coaching is getting paid to watch the people paying me do all the hard work.
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I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.
