There is no sliding scale for Truth, no gradient full of grays from black to white. Truth either is or it isn’t, it’s either alive or dead, and it never exists in a zombie-like state.

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It’s a little disconcerting looking back on your life and seeing your past self looking back at you.

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I’d like to repair your elevator using only a kayak and a smile. Ask me about Tuesday Specials every Monday.

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Life will spin you around, but the earth itself is flat.

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To be an upright man you must first realize you live in a DownLeft world. Only then can you realign your life and get some direction.

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All my Karate Hands come with a lifetime guarantee, in that they will end the life if your opponent guaranteed.

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Whether you die at 20 or 120, life is short, and you must choose a side to fight for and represent. Even if you don’t know you have to choose or don’t want to choose, you’re choosing, so be wise because you can’t take this test twice.

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Buy some sod and become a Land Owner! Start living The American Dream this Saturday!

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Would you accept True Love that was mostly true, say about 80%? Probably not, right? Well, why do you tolerate that with your alternative news sources?

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If you thought bull riding was dangerous, you should try straddling a bucking cloud. I’ve never attempted something so crazy, because not only am I afraid of heights, but I’m also terrified of floating condensed water vapor.

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There is no sliding scale for Truth, no gradient full of grays from black to white. Truth either is or it isn’t, it’s either alive or dead, and it never exists in a zombie-like state.

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I’d like to repair your elevator using only a kayak and a smile. Ask me about Tuesday Specials every Monday.

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Life will spin you around, but the earth itself is flat.

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To be an upright man you must first realize you live in a DownLeft world. Only then can you realign your life and get some direction.

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All my Karate Hands come with a lifetime guarantee, in that they will end the life if your opponent guaranteed.

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Whether you die at 20 or 120, life is short, and you must choose a side to fight for and represent. Even if you don’t know you have to choose or don’t want to choose, you’re choosing, so be wise because you can’t take this test twice.

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