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If you love my service as a Reality Tour Guide, or even if you hate it, would you be kind enough to recommend me to all your friends? Be sure to mention my ever-rising fee, and tell them that’s just one of the many benefits of doing business with me.
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I once had a Secret Lover. In fact, she was so secret that not even she knew about our romance.
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I dance like #FakeNews is healthy, and right now I’m offering lessons at CNN prices. If you sign up as a Lifetime Member, I’ll probably even give you a heart attack, and I call that kind of bulk deal The McDonald’s Special.
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In the Venn Diagram of Us, there was never such a complete overlap that it looked like One Perfect Circle. But those wedges on the edges gave what we had its flavor, like cheese with wine.
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I once saw two old men about to get into a fistfight on the street, and I had to physically get in between them to stop them, because the crowd had just gathered and nobody had been able to place any bets yet.
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Secrets are best stored out in the open during foggy nights, camouflaged by their ethereal cousin. That’s when and where I keep my entire inventory, and on a night like tonight I practically SOLD OUT. But I still have one secret left, and it can be yours, for the right price.
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