This meme is not actually sponsored at this time, but I did repeatedly leave messages for Tupperware’s billing department. My fee is reasonable, and my offer will stay fresh in the fridge just like leftover meatloaf.

2020/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m now selling Duck-Soup Popsicles in vintage meatloaf colors. The flavor of 1991 has never looked so good while camping. Just ask Bigfoot.

2020/05/012020/05/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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At April in The Ozarks, we try to be relatable, like an orphan at a family reunion. You should try the meatloaf. It tastes like 1991.

2020/02/242020/02/24 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I tried telling her, but she wouldn’t listen. I tried showing her, but she refused to see. I asked her what she thought, and she refused to say. That was the last time I ever spoke to Helen Keller.

2020/01/122020/01/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Did you know that Subway used the rubber found in yoga mats to make their bread? If you think that’s gross, wait until you find out about Beyond Meat! They don’t make food like they used to. That’s why I’m selling all your childhood favorites, pristinely preserved in Tupperware.

2019/12/282019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Who hasn’t been here? Why, I sat here just last week. I ordered the Leftover Meatloaf, and it tasted like a Dutch masterpiece.

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Salad should be eaten with a spoon. Or a straw, like a smoothie. I like my fluid vegetables to be flavored like Leftover Meatloaf. Great for long runs. Discount available at 26.2 miles.

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The only thing good about the past is my World Famous Leftover Meatloaf. 1991 was a good year, and some say when my vintage Leftover Meatloaf is reheated just right it’s flavored like Branson Glory. It’s like a concert of taste, and it will leave your audience thirsty for more.

2019/12/102019/12/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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In my book, love is all there is in this world. If you agree, that book retails for $19.95 and does come with a FREE slice of Leftover Meatloaf, which makes a tasty bookmark.

2019/11/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Of all the looks you can give me, it’s the one you can’t give that I hate the most. Your OUT OF STOCK expression is just devastating.

2019/10/272019/10/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Tag: leftover meatloaf

I’m now selling Duck-Soup Popsicles in vintage meatloaf colors. The flavor of 1991 has never looked so good while camping. Just ask Bigfoot.

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At April in The Ozarks, we try to be relatable, like an orphan at a family reunion. You should try the meatloaf. It tastes like 1991.

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I tried telling her, but she wouldn’t listen. I tried showing her, but she refused to see. I asked her what she thought, and she refused to say. That was the last time I ever spoke to Helen Keller.

Like this:

Did you know that Subway used the rubber found in yoga mats to make their bread? If you think that’s gross, wait until you find out about Beyond Meat! They don’t make food like they used to. That’s why I’m selling all your childhood favorites, pristinely preserved in Tupperware.

Like this:

Who hasn’t been here? Why, I sat here just last week. I ordered the Leftover Meatloaf, and it tasted like a Dutch masterpiece.

Like this:

Salad should be eaten with a spoon. Or a straw, like a smoothie. I like my fluid vegetables to be flavored like Leftover Meatloaf. Great for long runs. Discount available at 26.2 miles.

Like this:

The only thing good about the past is my World Famous Leftover Meatloaf. 1991 was a good year, and some say when my vintage Leftover Meatloaf is reheated just right it’s flavored like Branson Glory. It’s like a concert of taste, and it will leave your audience thirsty for more.

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In my book, love is all there is in this world. If you agree, that book retails for $19.95 and does come with a FREE slice of Leftover Meatloaf, which makes a tasty bookmark.

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Of all the looks you can give me, it’s the one you can’t give that I hate the most. Your OUT OF STOCK expression is just devastating.

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