The only people who’ve ever died laughing are still alive to talk about it. That is, until NOW. I may have inadvertently created a device so funny it’s actually a Weapon of War. It’s so potent that FEMA wants to buy it, so they can re-label the deaths as being caused by Covid-19.
Have you ever told a joke with a punch line so naughty you have to whisper it? I did that today, only I shouted the ending, because with Forced Social Distancing, by the time my voice traveled and endured over the air to the receiving ear, it may have been nearly inaudible.
Much like The Circus, politics is serious. It’s no laughing matter. If you don’t vote, some dead guy in Chicago will do it for you—twice.
They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.
I met a nice girl at my father’s funeral, and I’d like to say, Hello, grandma!
When the bank responsible for suppressing the price of silver is the same bank amassing more silver than anyone in history, you don’t have to be Albert Bagelstein to figure out that you need to be trading your fake money (dollars) for silver.