When I was a child, I wanted to be a cowboy. But now that I am grown, I want to be a cowman.
Tag: land
I’m a landholder. I have piles and piles of dirtbags. Thanks to Potter Equipment Company and KJ Pond Service, my Surreal Estate is FOR SALE.
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If you are what you eat, then my ducks are The Ozarks. That means my ducks are 100% Pure Romance.
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Branson’s got more waterfalls per square mile than any other shape of measuring landmass. Next time, try circles! (Waterproof sticks sold separately.)
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People tell me I dance like my legs are on fire, and I let them, because they paid me $19.95 to learn how to rhythmically move like Armageddon. Also, none of the flames were injured in the making of this video.
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Buy some sod and become a Land Owner! Start living The American Dream this Saturday!
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Making love is a beautiful thing, but remember to bring some Tupperware Containers, just in case you make extra and need to keep it fresh for a few weeks. That way customers don’t complain about the smell of the product you are selling.
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If you love the land, the land will love you back. But make sure the land wears protection, because it loves all sorts of people and animals.
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