During a famine, the farmer is wealthier than the money hoarder. Why? Because you can’t eat gold. Well, not unless you first convert it to Mfzt, monoatomic gold, but then how do you know the white powder you’re eating isn’t cocaine?
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Grapes turn into raisins, but I wish there were a fruit that went the opposite way, and it started out a plump grape and then got bigger and juicier, like a plum. I also wish it came in two colors: Gold and silver.
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It’s good to be king. I mean, I guess it is. I still have to pay taxes, so who’s the real ruler? I inherited my throne from my father, who died years before I was born, which is why his chair is so small.
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