Clowns are to be taken more seriously than mainstream news. But clowns are not to be taken. Put them back or pay for them—or ask the person you took them from to pay for them in a large quantity of small, unmarked bills stacked in a briefcase and left in a prearranged location.
#Startup idea: Sell strips of black cloth to savvy customers who want to buy the cheapest item necessary to make the most money. I’m talking about blindfolds—for kidnapping wealthy people, preferably greedy banksters.