Tag: jokes
I take jokes very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that I never take jokes.
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Where did the first half of my joke go? I don’t even remember how it goes, so I have no idea where it could have gone. Maybe it’s wandering around THE Ohio State University chasing the ehoes of laughter from the recent Charlie Kirk heckling.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.
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If you ever think you’re funny, just try your material on your cat, and then get back to writing, because you have work to do.
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I met a nice girl at my father’s funeral, and I’d like to say, Hello, grandma!
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We only have a finite amount of laughter in our lungs, and when we use it up, that’s it, we’re all Hillary Clinton supporters. But don’t be afraid. That’s why I’m now selling raw packets of laughter, all organic and ethically grown, for ONLY $19.95!
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Truth is best delivered in joke format, and like a lion I wait for the perfect moment to strike, because when I see it I seize it without hesitation, and the effect is devastating on false paradigms.
