I have a long-running joke about Roger Bannister. Well, not THAT long. It’s exactly a mile, but the joke is under four minutes.

2020/12/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve little boys here.” Then Mitch McConnell walked in and said, “Guys, follow me. I have a few fresh captures locked in my dungeon.”

2020/10/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.

2020/06/122020/06/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The Coronavirus will kill as many people as it takes to eliminate our FREEDOM, because The Globalists are tallying the deaths. You know, the same people that count up all the VOTES.

2020/04/112020/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Have you ever told a joke with a punch line so naughty you have to whisper it? I did that today, only I shouted the ending, because with Forced Social Distancing, by the time my voice traveled and endured over the air to the receiving ear, it may have been nearly inaudible.

2020/04/022020/04/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I take jokes very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that I never take jokes.

2019/11/042019/11/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Where did the first half of my joke go? I don’t even remember how it goes, so I have no idea where it could have gone. Maybe it’s wandering around THE Ohio State University chasing the ehoes of laughter from the recent Charlie Kirk heckling.

2019/11/032019/11/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A uniform is a costume, and a $9/hour security guard might as well be wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit.

2019/09/302019/09/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

2019/08/112019/08/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The brain is in the body, and memories are in the brain. Are my memories therefore not physical extensions of me, and able to be frozen for all of eternity, so that someone in the future can dethaw them and laugh at all the jokes I once enjoyed?

2019/07/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I have a long-running joke about Roger Bannister. Well, not THAT long. It’s exactly a mile, but the joke is under four minutes.

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A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve little boys here.” Then Mitch McConnell walked in and said, “Guys, follow me. I have a few fresh captures locked in my dungeon.”

Like this:

I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.

Like this:

The Coronavirus will kill as many people as it takes to eliminate our FREEDOM, because The Globalists are tallying the deaths. You know, the same people that count up all the VOTES.

Like this:

I take jokes very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that I never take jokes.

Like this:

Where did the first half of my joke go? I don’t even remember how it goes, so I have no idea where it could have gone. Maybe it’s wandering around THE Ohio State University chasing the ehoes of laughter from the recent Charlie Kirk heckling.

Like this:

A uniform is a costume, and a $9/hour security guard might as well be wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit.

Like this:

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

Like this:

The brain is in the body, and memories are in the brain. Are my memories therefore not physical extensions of me, and able to be frozen for all of eternity, so that someone in the future can dethaw them and laugh at all the jokes I once enjoyed?

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