Tag: joke
Where did the first half of my joke go? I don’t even remember how it goes, so I have no idea where it could have gone. Maybe it’s wandering around THE Ohio State University chasing the ehoes of laughter from the recent Charlie Kirk heckling.
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A uniform is a costume, and a $9/hour security guard might as well be wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.
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The brain is in the body, and memories are in the brain. Are my memories therefore not physical extensions of me, and able to be frozen for all of eternity, so that someone in the future can dethaw them and laugh at all the jokes I once enjoyed?
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If you ever think you’re funny, just try your material on your cat, and then get back to writing, because you have work to do.
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Truth is best delivered in joke format, and like a lion I wait for the perfect moment to strike, because when I see it I seize it without hesitation, and the effect is devastating on false paradigms.
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Two ducks walk into a bar. The third duck ducks, because he does what he is, as is natural. Let this be a lesson in quackery.
