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The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.
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Oh, The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is going to sunny Puerto Rico in the middle of dreary winter? Who is paying for their vacation that’s masquerading as philanthropic mission work?
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I’d like to be mayor of Branson for just one day. That day would be yesterday, because I was sick, so I’d have called out of work, but also thanked The People for voting.
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Let’s make a deal. You sell a good or service people want to buy, and I’ll hold a ribbon cutting ceremony for you, give you a handshake, and then use my congratulatory manus to pat myself on the back for all the business I created for the local economy.
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I have never made a cashier cry, but I have gotten into a shouting match with one, because he counted up 11 items to ring up, and he was in the 10 items or less line, but one product I was buying was Buy One, Get One FREE, so I argued Item 11 should be thought of as invisible.
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From time to time I think about quitting my job. The first time I think about quitting is the moment I clock in to work, and the second time I think about quitting is one second later.
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A uniform is a costume, and a $9/hour security guard might as well be wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit.
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Why would you put the word dollar in your store? That’s a great way to continuously devalue your brand until it reaches its natural resting state—zero.
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The Waterfall is Closed For Business, because its father just died. I ask you to kindly let it grieve, and in the meantime, would you support the funeral costs by buying a pair of Used Hiking Boots? (They even come included with Leftover Meatloaf inside.)
