A Woman Of The Future might try to insult me and say I make love like a robot, all mechanical and without feeling, but I’ll take offense to that, because my prices will be much more affordable.

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These days, robots will do everything. They’ll do your job, they’ll take your paycheck, and they’ll even make love to you, for a price, which of course you can’t afford because a robot stole your income.

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I feel like I’m running a marathon on a treadmill, so while I’m covering an incredible distance, I’m also not going anywhere.

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I still don’t know why I have to actually work to earn income. I mean The Banksters, all they do is fire up the old printing press, and they can make all the “money” they want.

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My skills and resources are scarce, so be sure to book my services before all the pages are filled up and it’s FOR SALE in paperback format on Amazon for $19.95.

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How would YOU like to earn $19.95 per day chopping down trees with your bare hands? Sound too good to be true? Well, that’s because it is! You forgot to subtract taxes from your take-home pay!

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Can you do what I do? Well, do you have the reflexes of an Extreme Athlete? For my switch-flipping skill, I should get an Energy Drink sponsorship.

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The best part about selling to politicians is they never buy anything, even when they buy everything. They purchase, but The People pay.

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The Waterfall is Closed For Business, because its father just died. I ask you to kindly let it grieve, and in the meantime, would you support the funeral costs by buying a pair of Used Hiking Boots? (They even come included with Leftover Meatloaf inside.)

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When I get married, I think I am going to invite the trees of The Ozarks to my wedding, because it will be wonderful on my Day of Love to be surrounded by so many of my dancing students.

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A Woman Of The Future might try to insult me and say I make love like a robot, all mechanical and without feeling, but I’ll take offense to that, because my prices will be much more affordable.

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These days, robots will do everything. They’ll do your job, they’ll take your paycheck, and they’ll even make love to you, for a price, which of course you can’t afford because a robot stole your income.

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I feel like I’m running a marathon on a treadmill, so while I’m covering an incredible distance, I’m also not going anywhere.

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I still don’t know why I have to actually work to earn income. I mean The Banksters, all they do is fire up the old printing press, and they can make all the “money” they want.

Like this:

My skills and resources are scarce, so be sure to book my services before all the pages are filled up and it’s FOR SALE in paperback format on Amazon for $19.95.

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How would YOU like to earn $19.95 per day chopping down trees with your bare hands? Sound too good to be true? Well, that’s because it is! You forgot to subtract taxes from your take-home pay!

Like this:

Can you do what I do? Well, do you have the reflexes of an Extreme Athlete? For my switch-flipping skill, I should get an Energy Drink sponsorship.

Like this:

The best part about selling to politicians is they never buy anything, even when they buy everything. They purchase, but The People pay.

Like this:

The Waterfall is Closed For Business, because its father just died. I ask you to kindly let it grieve, and in the meantime, would you support the funeral costs by buying a pair of Used Hiking Boots? (They even come included with Leftover Meatloaf inside.)

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When I get married, I think I am going to invite the trees of The Ozarks to my wedding, because it will be wonderful on my Day of Love to be surrounded by so many of my dancing students.

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