When you arrive at BearPaw Duck Farm, ask for Natalie. Natalie doesn’t work here, and nobody here knows anybody named Natalie, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ask for her. We have a cozy lobby where you can wait for her, with comfy wooden benches and cold coffee to drink.
I make love like I make coffee. Actually, Jo made it for me today, twice, which is why it was so good, and why it costs me two bucks. But at least she gave me FREE refills. For a good time, visit Precision Coffee.
Flamingos are pink giraffe ducks. That’s not just a fact—it’s also the promo code for your FREE tour of BearPaw Albino Horseneck Flamingo Farm.
My offer of FREE coffee cupcake refills applies to everyone except Wendell, who’s a java camel.
I spoke with the world’s leading heart specialist, Dr. Corazonamor, and he told me that no blood flows through my Love Pump, but that my body’s circulatory system is pulsing entirely with coffee.
I drink coffee like a thirsty desert camel, and if you’d like a piggyback ride across The Sahara, you’d better fuel me up with excess java.
The best way to wake up a small town to the idea of shopping local is with a coffee house. This coffee house is so cozy it’s more of a coffee home.