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Truer words have never been spoken. Also, truer words have never been spoken.
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And because I’m such a generous guy, not only will I give you ten percent of what I want, but I’ll graciously allow you to pay for all 100%. But that’s not all! Since I’m so full of love and Godliness, I’ll even make it illegal for you to criticize me.
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If you buy my course, “How To Turn The Holocaust Into Your Own Money-Making Machine” for ONLY $19.95, you’ll also get a FREE yarmulke. But that’s not all! You’ll also receive a travel guide featuring all 109 countries your economic progenitors were forcible exiled from!
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(((They))) took away what you could watch while they distracted you with what they wanted you to watch. Why? So you’d never know what they never wanted you to know—and you’d never know that you didn’t know.
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Donald Trump won a rigged election in 2016, and so if it was rigged, did he really win? Or was he selected? Was he put in place by the same people who orchestrated 9/11, and if not, how did The Simpsons predict both Black Swan events?
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I was once walking in a field of sunflowers in Kansas, when suddenly one of them roared at me like a lion, and it wasn’t until the next moment that I realized that I run like an antelope when I’m feeling particularly brave.
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This is my first concert on grass. The only other time it happened was when I stood in a pasture clapping for Celine Dion for 45 minutes, before a farmer informed me that I was spooking his horse.
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Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson.
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Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson: The Jews did 9/11. *The reason coffee loves Mel Gibson is because he’s already awake, so coffee doesn’t have to do any work and it can just relax.
