Water in a picture is a good visual of how my love flows for you, because it does and it doesn’t flow—both at the same time. I guess it all depends on how you look at it—and if you’re a paid-up subscriber.

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The only thing better than me is you, except for me and you together, which is best of all. And I’m not being hyperbolic about my being third best. I have a trophy to prove it. I bought it from The Trophy Store for $19.95.

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The easiest way to get three people to agree on one thing is if those three people are all one person. That’s my kind of teamwork.

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Sometimes the sunrise sky is so orange to blue and fluid I want to just chug it, but I don’t, I just sip it to make it last all morning.

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We’re all trying to save something. You’re trying to save Mother Earth from certain death, and I’m trying to save money. Your BOLD action can solve both goals. It’s never been more affordable to be a hero.

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You can offer FREE swag, FREE food, and FREE entertainment, but if people have no money, then they’re not going to buy anything from you. And is that the failure of experiential retail—or The Banksters who have debased our currency and impoverished us all?

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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

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I think his book would make a great movie, so long as it was a silent film. I think blind people would enjoy it.

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Before a fire enters a house, it never asks itself, “Is the front door locked? Should I first knock?” And because it’s so rude, that’s why I never invite it to barbeques.

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Water in a picture is a good visual of how my love flows for you, because it does and it doesn’t flow—both at the same time. I guess it all depends on how you look at it—and if you’re a paid-up subscriber.

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The only thing better than me is you, except for me and you together, which is best of all. And I’m not being hyperbolic about my being third best. I have a trophy to prove it. I bought it from The Trophy Store for $19.95.

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The easiest way to get three people to agree on one thing is if those three people are all one person. That’s my kind of teamwork.

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Sometimes the sunrise sky is so orange to blue and fluid I want to just chug it, but I don’t, I just sip it to make it last all morning.

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We’re all trying to save something. You’re trying to save Mother Earth from certain death, and I’m trying to save money. Your BOLD action can solve both goals. It’s never been more affordable to be a hero.

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You can offer FREE swag, FREE food, and FREE entertainment, but if people have no money, then they’re not going to buy anything from you. And is that the failure of experiential retail—or The Banksters who have debased our currency and impoverished us all?

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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

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I think his book would make a great movie, so long as it was a silent film. I think blind people would enjoy it.

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Before a fire enters a house, it never asks itself, “Is the front door locked? Should I first knock?” And because it’s so rude, that’s why I never invite it to barbeques.

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Some flavors can only be tasted with wise awakened eyes wide.

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