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My watch may be broken, but that doesn’t mean it’s not FOR SALE. The time is always now, but the price is right only for the next ten minutes. Keep it for yourself or give it to your mother-in-law. Sends a great message.
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Today I walked by a homeless man who was wearing rags—and he offered to buy me lunch. I declined, because I hate going out to eat with a person who’s better dressed than me.
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Secrets are best stored out in the open during foggy nights, camouflaged by their ethereal cousin. That’s when and where I keep my entire inventory, and on a night like tonight I practically SOLD OUT. But I still have one secret left, and it can be yours, for the right price.
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Today’s society hands out Participation Trophies so nobody feels like a loser. Well, as a father, my dad would have earned a (non) Participation Trophy. Instead of 1st Place, it would have been inscribed, “No Place,” because he was never around and nowhere to be found.
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Romance isn’t something you can buy. I mean it was, but I sold out. Come back tomorrow night, and I should be freshly stocked.
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