If the US Government treats Russia, China, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Venezuela, and The American People as if they are all enemies, then does it have any friends? I would count Israel, but I mean friends it doesn’t have to pay billions of dollars a year for a relationship.

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Sometimes I long for the good old days, like the ones between the years 2033 through 2039. The crowd gathered outside my house and chanted, “The bees are dead! You killed all the bees!” And they repeated that until one guy got stung, and then they apologized and left my yard.

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