Tag: israel
You don’t have to be a gumshoe, or have gum on your shoe, to appreciate my Israel did 9/11-flavored gum, but once you experience this INCREDIBLE taste, you’ll want to start investigating The Truth.
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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.
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There’s no better way to celebrate our freedom on this 4th of July than to cheer about our upcoming war with Iran for Israel. Who needs beer with all this intoxicating #MAGA? Bombs are better than fireworks anyway, right America?
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Sometimes I long for the good old days, like the ones between the years 2033 through 2039. The crowd gathered outside my house and chanted, “The bees are dead! You killed all the bees!” And they repeated that until one guy got stung, and then they apologized and left my yard.
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And because I’m such a generous guy, not only will I give you ten percent of what I want, but I’ll graciously allow you to pay for all 100%. But that’s not all! Since I’m so full of love and Godliness, I’ll even make it illegal for you to criticize me.
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How much blood must be shed for Israel before their god Moloch is satiated? All of it.
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It’s too late to start fighting after you’ve been knocked out and enslaved. How long will you let The Globalists keep punching you before you start swinging back?
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The mayor of London has banned all knives. So, where did all the knives go? Well, most of them can be found in America’s back, having been stuck there by our “ally” Israel.
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With Israel trying to sell America war with Syria, and offering to throw in Iran, Russia, and China for FREE, I think we would be wise to shop around for another “ally.”
