Yesterday someone asked who the biggest cowards in history are, and that answer is easy: Modern American Conservatives. Charlie Kirk may have been born with a penis, but through Israel’s financial influence he has morphed into an absolute pussy.

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If the US Government treats Russia, China, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Venezuela, and The American People as if they are all enemies, then does it have any friends? I would count Israel, but I mean friends it doesn’t have to pay billions of dollars a year for a relationship.

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I’m glad Trump puts Israel first, because America wouldn’t even exist without Israel. That’s just a historical fact.

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I just spotted this, and I couldn’t be more shocked if a leopard was spotted, because of course a leopard is spotted. That’s like saying Israelis have scales instead of skin.

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The problem with a birthday for twins is what you get one, you have to get the other. But what about triplets? The collapse of Building 7 may not look like the Twin Towers, but its father is still Israel.

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You don’t have to be a gumshoe, or have gum on your shoe, to appreciate my Israel did 9/11-flavored gum, but once you experience this INCREDIBLE taste, you’ll want to start investigating The Truth.

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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

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There’s no better way to celebrate our freedom on this 4th of July than to cheer about our upcoming war with Iran for Israel. Who needs beer with all this intoxicating #MAGA? Bombs are better than fireworks anyway, right America?

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Sometimes I long for the good old days, like the ones between the years 2033 through 2039. The crowd gathered outside my house and chanted, “The bees are dead! You killed all the bees!” And they repeated that until one guy got stung, and then they apologized and left my yard.

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And because I’m such a generous guy, not only will I give you ten percent of what I want, but I’ll graciously allow you to pay for all 100%. But that’s not all! Since I’m so full of love and Godliness, I’ll even make it illegal for you to criticize me.

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Yesterday someone asked who the biggest cowards in history are, and that answer is easy: Modern American Conservatives. Charlie Kirk may have been born with a penis, but through Israel’s financial influence he has morphed into an absolute pussy.

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If the US Government treats Russia, China, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Venezuela, and The American People as if they are all enemies, then does it have any friends? I would count Israel, but I mean friends it doesn’t have to pay billions of dollars a year for a relationship.

Like this:

I’m glad Trump puts Israel first, because America wouldn’t even exist without Israel. That’s just a historical fact.

Like this:

I just spotted this, and I couldn’t be more shocked if a leopard was spotted, because of course a leopard is spotted. That’s like saying Israelis have scales instead of skin.

Like this:

The problem with a birthday for twins is what you get one, you have to get the other. But what about triplets? The collapse of Building 7 may not look like the Twin Towers, but its father is still Israel.

Like this:

You don’t have to be a gumshoe, or have gum on your shoe, to appreciate my Israel did 9/11-flavored gum, but once you experience this INCREDIBLE taste, you’ll want to start investigating The Truth.

Like this:

In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

Like this:

There’s no better way to celebrate our freedom on this 4th of July than to cheer about our upcoming war with Iran for Israel. Who needs beer with all this intoxicating #MAGA? Bombs are better than fireworks anyway, right America?

Like this:

Sometimes I long for the good old days, like the ones between the years 2033 through 2039. The crowd gathered outside my house and chanted, “The bees are dead! You killed all the bees!” And they repeated that until one guy got stung, and then they apologized and left my yard.

Like this:

And because I’m such a generous guy, not only will I give you ten percent of what I want, but I’ll graciously allow you to pay for all 100%. But that’s not all! Since I’m so full of love and Godliness, I’ll even make it illegal for you to criticize me.

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