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No matter where you drive in this country, you end up in Clown World. That’s why I make my car go honk, honk.

2021/01/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Some men fish, some men talk about fishing, and some men talk about some men talking about fishing. My question to you is simple. What kind of fish are you?

2020/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Think how great America would be if every sports bar were replaced with Dank Meme Barns, where patrons turn into workhorses making mockery of local politicians. Why shouldn’t exposing criminality be gamified and bolstered by an environment of camaraderie?

2020/09/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If we were to use a Venn Diagram to chart 2020 voters and people with IQ deficiencies, what would be the overlap? My guess is 100%.

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It occurs to me that considering the average person who votes Democrat is a resident in a cemetery, steamed broccoli most definitely has a higher IQ.

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#Startup idea: Sell strips of black cloth to savvy customers who want to buy the cheapest item necessary to make the most money. I’m talking about blindfolds—for kidnapping wealthy people, preferably greedy banksters.

2018/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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