Tag: inventory
A broken clock is right twice a day—and that makes NOW the perfect time to buy one, because now when you Buy One Broken Clock, You Get FREE Fake Space! I buy Factory Direct from NASA, so you know my inventory is FRESH.
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I sell Blindfolds, and I sell Dancing Lessons, and you’ll need both if you want to be my student. I hope you do want to be my student, because I’d really like to unload my inventory of Dancing Lessons. They are just sitting in boxes, taking up space in my warehouse.
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I don’t actually have any snuggles for sale, of course. Or cuddles. But only because I’m currently OUT OF STOCK. Come back tomorrow night, and I should have a fresh supply of inventory for you to purchase.
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