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Here are two clips of her swirling words sloshing and gurgling before going where they belong. Why waste time complaining about me complaining, when she could be doing something productive, like complaining about the things I’m complaining about?

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It occurs to me that considering the average person who votes Democrat is a resident in a cemetery, steamed broccoli most definitely has a higher IQ.

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#Startup idea: Sell strips of black cloth to savvy customers who want to buy the cheapest item necessary to make the most money. I’m talking about blindfolds—for kidnapping wealthy people, preferably greedy banksters.

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