Tag: influencer marketing
Who needs to make money, when you can spend money to make it look like you make money? Rent your way to fame and fortune!
In this Land of Monetary Inflation, how do you think McDonald’s can sell their meat so cheaply? And why do you think their restaurants smell like a morgue?
There’s a fine line between advertising and dank meme marketing, and Nike just found itself on the wrong side, promoting a shill in a fake-woke campaign, while Truthers have remixed that ad to skewer globalists in a merciless and most humorous manner.
One of my goals is to open a #coffee shop,
and it’s a good thing nobody in #HarrisonArkansas has any clue about #branding or #marketing like they do up in #Branson, because this would offer some serious competition. It’s good though, and I encourage it. #Harrison can keep napping, because the less branding and marketing the local businesses do, the more of the customers I’ll snatch away with #InfluencerMarketing, #Meme Marketing, and the production of #DankMemes. What these local comatose businesses don’t realize is that today, every business is a brand and media company, and a business’ Instagram feed should be entertaining, and not an endless scroll of trite shit FOR SALE. Because nobody gives a rat’s ass. They want to be informed and entertained, and not be told to buy random trinkets in their FREE time.