Tag: inflation
Judeo-Christianity, what is it? Well, Christianity is the Gold Standard, while Judaism is like a 100 Trillion Dollar Zimbabwe central bank note. The former holds its value over time, while the latter presents itself as exponentially superior, but is in fact entirely worthless.
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To hide inflation from my Dancing Lessons customers, I’ve decided to keep the price at $19.95, but dramatically and drastically reduce quantity and quality. Thanks for shopping.
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Why would you put the word dollar in your store? That’s a great way to continuously devalue your brand until it reaches its natural resting state—zero.
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It takes money to make money. These days, if you want to be a trillionaire, it’ll cost you $166 US dollars on eBay. That’s what it takes to buy a 100 trillion dollar Zimbabwe bank note.
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Whoa! What a promotion! I’m gonna go broke offering crazy deals like this! But you won’t go poor holding dollars. You can trust The Banksters. They only care about your future.
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If you’re a bank robber, the cops will hunt you down. But if you’re a bank robber, the cops will provide you with an armed escort and protect you. The Yellow Vest Movement is all about The People standing up against the bank robbers who print fake money and destroy real lives.
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In this Land of Monetary Inflation, how do you think McDonald’s can sell their meat so cheaply? And why do you think their restaurants smell like a morgue?
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When you live in a country with an inflationary fiat currency, you must question how the meat at McDonald’s can be so cheap. You must also question how missing teens could just disappear, and when you put those two thoughts together, you have the answers.
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If you love my service as a Reality Tour Guide, or even if you hate it, would you be kind enough to recommend me to all your friends? Be sure to mention my ever-rising fee, and tell them that’s just one of the many benefits of doing business with me.
