Tag: inflation
I used to own a dollar. Well, The Banksters let me pretend I owned a dollar. That was yesterday. Now that dollar is even thinner than it was 24 hours ago, and soon it will be so thin it won’t be paper, it will be entirely digital.
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How do you wage war without firing a single gun? Start a trade war. How do you murder without getting your hands bloody? Start a trade war.
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A uniform is a costume, and a $9/hour security guard might as well be wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit.
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Why save for tomorrow when you might not exist then—and neither will the current purchasing power of your fiat currency? By taking away our hope for the future, The Banksters try to spur consumerism today.
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In the second grade I had a friend named Brian Goldfogel, who only ate goldfish crackers, and he taught me the value of money—gold. Every time I see goldfish crackers I think about him and I laugh, because I’m more of a Leftover Meatloaf kind of guy.
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You can offer FREE swag, FREE food, and FREE entertainment, but if people have no money, then they’re not going to buy anything from you. And is that the failure of experiential retail—or The Banksters who have debased our currency and impoverished us all?
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Judeo-Christianity, what is it? Well, Christianity is the Gold Standard, while Judaism is like a 100 Trillion Dollar Zimbabwe central bank note. The former holds its value over time, while the latter presents itself as exponentially superior, but is in fact entirely worthless.
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To hide inflation from my Dancing Lessons customers, I’ve decided to keep the price at $19.95, but dramatically and drastically reduce quantity and quality. Thanks for shopping.
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Why would you put the word dollar in your store? That’s a great way to continuously devalue your brand until it reaches its natural resting state—zero.
