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Did I say BearPaw Duck Farm was now offering FREE refills on coffee? I meant SwimmingBird Soup. Still, if you have a Helen Keller palate and an opaque thermos, it’s just as jolting.

2020/12/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If Subway’s chicken is only 50% chicken, so what? I’m 50% chicken, too. (The other half of me is pure coward.)

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No matter how awful your product or service, you can’t make a sale if you don’t advertise. It doesn’t matter what you want, I’ve got something other than that, and I’ve got it FOR SALE. Please direct all complaints to Dr. Obambulator.

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