The dollar’s collapse in value is occurring simultaneously with society’s moral degeneration. So, as people get poorer they turn to porn and gambling to try to make fake money. But nobody thinks about focusing on The Real.

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This is the deal of the century. Just not this century. Business was pretty good in the year 1234. My rates are competitive to that era.

2020/11/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Who am I when I’m asleep? Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.

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If you want to watch me perform, I’ll be at The Blue Green Turquoise Lounge. Ask for Denise. You’ll know she’s Denise because her nametag will say “Susan,” and she’ll be wearing a yellow leather sofa and a coffee table with FREE refills.

2019/05/082019/05/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If I could, I’d work 24 hours a day. And by work I mean sleep, because I’m all about that Hustle Life.

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If you happen to have a pet that’s so exotic it’s extinct, I do have specialty leashes, and I offer walking services at affordable prices. I’ll even walk your pet peeve, though there’s an extra cost due to the intrinsically irritating nature of the experience.

2019/01/302019/01/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What’s more profitable than buying low and selling high? Not buying at all! Get this speaker while it’s still HOT!

2019/01/232019/01/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I was born a salesman, and I was born after the promotional date, so I hope my mom got me for 50% OFF. I do know I was Buy One, Get One FREE, which is odd because I don’t have a twin, and that’s why I’m so extra.

2019/01/212019/01/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The point of modeling is to increase the visibility of the clothing being showcased, so why hire beautiful people who only distract from the product? Why not hire me at 50% the cost, and a 100% increase in transparency?

2019/01/202019/01/20 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you buy enough fries from me, you can become your own bicycle ramp, and then you can actively become part of another person’s dream. Ask me about Bulk Discounts.

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The dollar’s collapse in value is occurring simultaneously with society’s moral degeneration. So, as people get poorer they turn to porn and gambling to try to make fake money. But nobody thinks about focusing on The Real.

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This is the deal of the century. Just not this century. Business was pretty good in the year 1234. My rates are competitive to that era.

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Who am I when I’m asleep? Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.

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If you want to watch me perform, I’ll be at The Blue Green Turquoise Lounge. Ask for Denise. You’ll know she’s Denise because her nametag will say “Susan,” and she’ll be wearing a yellow leather sofa and a coffee table with FREE refills.

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If I could, I’d work 24 hours a day. And by work I mean sleep, because I’m all about that Hustle Life.

Like this:

If you happen to have a pet that’s so exotic it’s extinct, I do have specialty leashes, and I offer walking services at affordable prices. I’ll even walk your pet peeve, though there’s an extra cost due to the intrinsically irritating nature of the experience.

Like this:

What’s more profitable than buying low and selling high? Not buying at all! Get this speaker while it’s still HOT!

Like this:

I was born a salesman, and I was born after the promotional date, so I hope my mom got me for 50% OFF. I do know I was Buy One, Get One FREE, which is odd because I don’t have a twin, and that’s why I’m so extra.

Like this:

The point of modeling is to increase the visibility of the clothing being showcased, so why hire beautiful people who only distract from the product? Why not hire me at 50% the cost, and a 100% increase in transparency?

Like this:

If you buy enough fries from me, you can become your own bicycle ramp, and then you can actively become part of another person’s dream. Ask me about Bulk Discounts.

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