Tag: hustle
After you buy my Dancing Lessons In A Box, and before you leave a one-star product review on Amazon, you should remember that the box only appears to be empty, but it is in fact full of my love for you.
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The world needs more love, and I need more money, which is my my new #startup idea of a floating gondola rowed romantically on fog in The Ozarks is a win-win-win, with the first two wins going to me, and the third one going to you, for the incredibly LOW PRICE of just $19.95.
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How can you counterfeit something that’s fake to begin with? If anybody should be arrested for counterfeiting dollar bills, it’s The Central Banksters and the U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
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Is there nobility in poverty? It is good to be a poet, but it is better to be a poet who owns Po.et.
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I sell smiles because frowns take too much work to produce, and people don’t even want FREE samples, let alone want to buy any.
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Spectators tell me I dance like a flying fish, and it’s true, I am #TheMichaelPhelpsOfBodyAviation, and right now my dancing lessons are ON SALE at defective parachute prices.
