Tag: humor
I used to think alligators were reptiles until I found out about guys like Henry Kissinger, Trump and Putin’s handler, and now I see that alligators are human by comparison. Though Kissinger has Kiss in his name, there is no love in him.
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Vote for me. Make 2020 about vision once again, and let the blind and deaf vote for the dumb.
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If your eyeballs are on fire, you might try putting on sunglasses so you don’t blind me while I talk to you. Come on, be considerate while carrying on a conversation.
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A woman just asked me if I’m good in bed, and I replied, “No, I’m a terrible sleeper. In fact, I’m so inefficient that it takes me twelve hours to do what the average person can do in eight.”
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I’ve said this before, but why say something once when it’s about being a Chatty Cathy and I could say it twice?
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Where we are is a reflection of who we are, and right now I’m standing in front of a mirror, if that tells you what sort of a person I am. Hint: I am not my clone, even though I might look like it.
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A uniform is a costume, and a $9/hour security guard might as well be wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit.
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To get what you want, you’ve got to be willing to work hard for it, and I want to be able to get good sleep, which doesn’t come naturally for me, so I’m willing to lay in bed for twelve hours straight, practicing and trying to perfect my craft like I’m a true professional.
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Guinness should give itself a world record for being the biggest Clown Show in this circus called Life.
