Everyone is getting crazier. And poorer. Which is making everyone even crazier.
Tag: humor
If I were the world’s richest man, I’d present myself as the world’s poorest, because I’d want people to want me for me. In fact, I’m so poor I want to be Guinness verified as The World’s Poorest—and I’m even willing to pay for the title (a bribe).
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Choose your words carefully, because you don’t want someone to misunderstand you inadvertently. Instead, be intentional with your miscommunication.
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Fans of my writing often say, “Jarod, you write such romantic words! Why isn’t more of your poetry featured above truck stop urinals all along I-95?” The answer is I don’t know, but I’m humbled by the praise.
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Hip-hop is for the birds. And a bird without a hip hops when it walks.
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George H. W. Bush wasn’t gay. No, his wife was a man in a dress, and that’s totally not homosexual. In fact, that’s the essence of modern Conservativism.
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There are many ways to become wealthy, but do you know the best way to make money? With a printing press! Just crank out fakeness, and use that fiat currency to buy up REAL assets. Come on, think like a central banker.
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Freedom isn’t FREE. It’s not even ON SALE at $19.95. No, the only way to oppose tyranny is to VOTE. Be BOLD and elect someone to FIGHT for you.
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FREE is obtaining something without paying that was offered willingly. What’s better than FREE? Taking by force things sold by globalist corporations.
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I used to think the strongest synonym to the word FOOL was VOTER. Now I see that VACCINATED is even closer.
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