These days, relevant Fashion Houses are mostly influenced by Meme Culture, but Kind Art Zoo Jar’s main influence is the migratory patterns of populations based on varying tax rates. The fact that he’ll put you to sleep is what makes him so woke!

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I once made a muffin, but that was years ago. I suppose it’s about time to discount it and put it ON SALE. I would do a Buy One, Get One FREE, but I only made one. So I suppose I’ll offer it at Buy Half, Get Half FREE! (Limit one half per one whole customer.)

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It takes money to make money. These days, if you want to be a trillionaire, it’ll cost you $166 US dollars on eBay. That’s what it takes to buy a 100 trillion dollar Zimbabwe bank note.

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At $19.95, this offer is like a TWO-for-ONE, because my Accounting 101 class uses the exact same material that I use to teach my class called: How To Get The Sleep You’ve Always Dreamed About.

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Buying dollars with dollars at a one-to-one ratio may be a waste of time, but at least it’s not a waste of fake money. Get them while they’re still crispy!

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When buying something that’s ON SALE, always remember what my grandpappy used to say, “It doesn’t matter how cheap a thing is, if you don’t need it, make like Leftover Meatloaf in tinfoil and go to the moon!”

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Whoa! What a promotion! I’m gonna go broke offering crazy deals like this! But you won’t go poor holding dollars. You can trust The Banksters. They only care about your future.

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To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.

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Meme Makers distribute Truth and Humor like The Banksters spread poverty, only everybody’s richer for it. Well, everybody but The Banksters.

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Stove FOR SALE. Get it while it’s HOT! Actually, it doesn’t actually get hot, but it would look great in your kitchen or yard.

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I once made a muffin, but that was years ago. I suppose it’s about time to discount it and put it ON SALE. I would do a Buy One, Get One FREE, but I only made one. So I suppose I’ll offer it at Buy Half, Get Half FREE! (Limit one half per one whole customer.)

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It takes money to make money. These days, if you want to be a trillionaire, it’ll cost you $166 US dollars on eBay. That’s what it takes to buy a 100 trillion dollar Zimbabwe bank note.

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At $19.95, this offer is like a TWO-for-ONE, because my Accounting 101 class uses the exact same material that I use to teach my class called: How To Get The Sleep You’ve Always Dreamed About.

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Buying dollars with dollars at a one-to-one ratio may be a waste of time, but at least it’s not a waste of fake money. Get them while they’re still crispy!

Like this:

When buying something that’s ON SALE, always remember what my grandpappy used to say, “It doesn’t matter how cheap a thing is, if you don’t need it, make like Leftover Meatloaf in tinfoil and go to the moon!”

Like this:

Whoa! What a promotion! I’m gonna go broke offering crazy deals like this! But you won’t go poor holding dollars. You can trust The Banksters. They only care about your future.

Like this:

To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.

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Meme Makers distribute Truth and Humor like The Banksters spread poverty, only everybody’s richer for it. Well, everybody but The Banksters.

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Stove FOR SALE. Get it while it’s HOT! Actually, it doesn’t actually get hot, but it would look great in your kitchen or yard.

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