Freedom isn’t FREE. It’s not even ON SALE at $19.95. No, the only way to oppose tyranny is to VOTE. Be BOLD and elect someone to FIGHT for you.
Tag: humor
FREE is obtaining something without paying that was offered willingly. What’s better than FREE? Taking by force things sold by globalist corporations.
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I used to think the strongest synonym to the word FOOL was VOTER. Now I see that VACCINATED is even closer.
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Did you know Helen Keller was blind, deaf, and mute? OK, but did you know she taught herself how to read and write using only Alphabet Soup?
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It used to be that one dollar a month would feed a starving African child. But thanks to inflation, I guess they are now back to hunting and gathering—you know, the pursuit of kangz.
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It’s too bad GIFs are silent, because I recorded some original saxophone music to accompany this masterpiece. It sounds like ducks quacking on the moon, and if you’ve got an empty elevator that needs space to be filled, it’s now FOR SALE.
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OK fine, I’ll be your Jared Leto. In return, all you need to do is cash this million-dollar check from a recently deceased prince, and advance me the proceeds, minus 10 percent for facilitating the financial transaction. That’s right, YOU get to keep $100,000 for almost no work.
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One Hundred Trillion Zimbabwe Dollars is both a lot of money and not a lot or money. It’s a huge sum that’s worth nothing. That means you’re practically getting my love for FREE.
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Even in today’s inflationary environment, $10,000 for one load of unvaxxed semen seems a bit stiff. That’s why I’m offering the deal of a lifetime: Buy One Load, Get One FREE. That’s two kids for the price of one! (Freeze as directed.)
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So you burned down your globalist place of employment. Mistakes happen. Just make sure they don’t happen more than 50, 60, or even six MILLION times, because then you’d be the victim.
