Tag: humor
A cloud with a stick affixed would make the ultimate umbrella. It’s the kind of thing I’d love to sell to midwestern farmers visiting Branson, tourists eager to spend all their government subsidy money.
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Your body is musically curved, like a Stradivarius, and you make me want to be a better concert performer. I do it for your affection, though the applause from the audience is always appreciated.
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Much like The Circus, politics is serious. It’s no laughing matter. If you don’t vote, some dead guy in Chicago will do it for you—twice.
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The stock market is at all-time highs, and we as Americans owe a record amount of money to The International Banksters. That can only mean one thing: It’s time to put on your red MAGA yarmulke and celebrate our good fortune. We did it, fam!
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If I close my eyes I can still hear the piano music, and if I stop my fingers from dancing, then the sound dissipates and disappears. This elevator just won’t be the same without her.
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Well, at least it still contains a sterilization drug, so I can continue to use it to decorate my Birkenstocks.
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Of all the looks you can give me, it’s the one you can’t give that I hate the most. Your OUT OF STOCK expression is just devastating.
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Did I say I don’t believe The Official Narrative? I was just kidding. So, where can I sign up for WWIII?
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Not only is the video game sample FREE, but so is the whole game—when you purchase a slice of Leftover Meatloaf. It’s FREE because it sucks, but consumers rank my Leftover Meatloaf as the #1 bath sponge, which is why it’s priced at $19.95.
