Tag: humor
A shoplifter in a shopping cart is already in a prison cell of sorts.
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If you love my service as a Reality Tour Guide, or even if you hate it, would you be kind enough to recommend me to all your friends? Be sure to mention my ever-rising fee, and tell them that’s just one of the many benefits of doing business with me.
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My meatloaf is cow sushi, in that it’s absolutely raw. It tastes terrible, but it’s made with 100% Pure Love, and that’s why I hope you’ll take home all the leftovers before they get too stinky.
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Here is a #startup idea that will make money by taking money from the people that make money by printing it. Of course, I use the words people and money loosely, as the banksters are shapeshifting Reptilians, not people, and they don’t make money, they make fake money.
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I tried mopping up the ocean using a wig on a stick, and though I completely wasted my energy and time, it was more productive than voting.
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I used to want to be an astronaut, but I gave up hanging around in a pool when I quit competitive swimming. These NASA scuba divers have never trained in the water like I have, and with or without a suit, I’d still beat them in a race.
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Some people look so normal, but they are just bodymen, having a deceptive shell that looks like a person, but they have nothing on the inside—no mind, no spirit, and no reason to exist except to parrot The Official Narrative.
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What I have to sell you is FREE, and it will only cost you time, because what I deal in is the absurd, and I have enough of it to fill up your whole lifetime.
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It’s good to be king. I mean, I guess it is. I still have to pay taxes, so who’s the real ruler? I inherited my throne from my father, who died years before I was born, which is why his chair is so small.
