We’re all trying to save something. You’re trying to save Mother Earth from certain death, and I’m trying to save money. Your BOLD action can solve both goals. It’s never been more affordable to be a hero.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

2019/08/112019/08/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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It just so happens that my birthday is on a national holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.

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The problem with a birthday for twins is what you get one, you have to get the other. But what about triplets? The collapse of Building 7 may not look like the Twin Towers, but its father is still Israel.

2019/07/312019/07/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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You don’t have to be a gumshoe, or have gum on your shoe, to appreciate my Israel did 9/11-flavored gum, but once you experience this INCREDIBLE taste, you’ll want to start investigating The Truth.

2019/07/302019/07/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

2019/07/272019/07/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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And then it hit the Christian Zionist: Hey, these Jews are trying to kill me!

2019/07/212019/07/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The brain is in the body, and memories are in the brain. Are my memories therefore not physical extensions of me, and able to be frozen for all of eternity, so that someone in the future can dethaw them and laugh at all the jokes I once enjoyed?

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If the world’s best women’s soccer team can’t even compete with a random soccer team composed of 15-year-old boys, do they even have any sports value? Or are they just a marketing gimmeck to push purple-haired transgenders into the mainstream?

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We’re all trying to save something. You’re trying to save Mother Earth from certain death, and I’m trying to save money. Your BOLD action can solve both goals. It’s never been more affordable to be a hero.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

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It just so happens that my birthday is on a national holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.

Like this:

The problem with a birthday for twins is what you get one, you have to get the other. But what about triplets? The collapse of Building 7 may not look like the Twin Towers, but its father is still Israel.

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You don’t have to be a gumshoe, or have gum on your shoe, to appreciate my Israel did 9/11-flavored gum, but once you experience this INCREDIBLE taste, you’ll want to start investigating The Truth.

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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

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And then it hit the Christian Zionist: Hey, these Jews are trying to kill me!

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The brain is in the body, and memories are in the brain. Are my memories therefore not physical extensions of me, and able to be frozen for all of eternity, so that someone in the future can dethaw them and laugh at all the jokes I once enjoyed?

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If the world’s best women’s soccer team can’t even compete with a random soccer team composed of 15-year-old boys, do they even have any sports value? Or are they just a marketing gimmeck to push purple-haired transgenders into the mainstream?

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When I say NO to Israel, I’m really saying YES to peace.

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