The reason I write music with one note occurring every 24 hours is that slow dancing is a lost art, and I’m trying to bring it back at an almost inaudible pace. Concert tickets $19.95 each, or two for $39.90.

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Andrew never says anything stupid, because Andrew never says anything at all. I don’t know if he’s a mute, or just incredibly wise.

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I love coffee like I love love, but only one of them I’m offering FREE refills on. Both will wake up your mind, but only my love will also wake up your heart.

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What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? One would take meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President, and the other has taken meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President.

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I’m all about deals, and my favorite deal is where you pay me and you get nothing in return. Talk about pure profit!

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If you were to write the most romantic piece of literature imaginable, it would look exactly like our tax code. All eight trillion pages.

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Just say NO! Especially when it comes to the drug that every politician is hooked on: Big Government.

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The best part of now is you don’t have to wait for it. That’s what makes now my favorite time to do what I shouldn’t do, and don’t what I should do.

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Crazy Eddie’s went out of business in 1989, which made 2019 the perfect year for me to buy a NEW VCR and color TV! If you bring the popcorn, I’m just about to pop in a great episode of Murder, She Wrote I recorded in 1991.

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My resume is 13 pages long. The last twelve pages are blank, in case my potential boss wants to doodle during our interview.

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The reason I write music with one note occurring every 24 hours is that slow dancing is a lost art, and I’m trying to bring it back at an almost inaudible pace. Concert tickets $19.95 each, or two for $39.90.

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I love coffee like I love love, but only one of them I’m offering FREE refills on. Both will wake up your mind, but only my love will also wake up your heart.

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What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? One would take meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President, and the other has taken meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President.

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I’m all about deals, and my favorite deal is where you pay me and you get nothing in return. Talk about pure profit!

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If you were to write the most romantic piece of literature imaginable, it would look exactly like our tax code. All eight trillion pages.

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Just say NO! Especially when it comes to the drug that every politician is hooked on: Big Government.

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The best part of now is you don’t have to wait for it. That’s what makes now my favorite time to do what I shouldn’t do, and don’t what I should do.

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Crazy Eddie’s went out of business in 1989, which made 2019 the perfect year for me to buy a NEW VCR and color TV! If you bring the popcorn, I’m just about to pop in a great episode of Murder, She Wrote I recorded in 1991.

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