Remember to VOTE! Because if you don’t VOTE, then the same globalist corporate mascot will get selected, but you won’t feel empowered and like you had a tiny sliver of control in the outcome.
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Excuse me, I’m part West African. Which part? The gibs me my FREE money part. VOTE!
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Have I ever driven a forklift before? Has The Pope ever read The Bible? The answer is no, but that doesn’t mean I’m not the best man for the job. How do I know I’m the best? Because I bought a trophy that says exactly that and corroborates my claim.
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VOTING is the purple drank of revolutionary activities. Sure, it will make you feel good, but it’s not blood-red enough to affect any change.
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Bank tellers used to hand out suckers to the children waiting in line. Growing up I loved it, because where else could I get free VOTERS?
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If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.
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A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve little boys here.” Then Mitch McConnell walked in and said, “Guys, follow me. I have a few fresh captures locked in my dungeon.”
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I would VOTE for a vending machine, but I want to rid politics of prostitutes. If you want to have sex, you must use exact change ONLY!
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Gravy is my favorite sports drink. Try chugging it the next time you run so far your legs feel like mashed potatoes.
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My advice to you is if you feel like you’re losing, give yourself a pep talk. Be your own coach. How do you do that? For ONLY $19.95, I can coach you to be your own coach. Lessons even come with a FREE trophy!
