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Some people put more thought into what kind of car to buy than what kind of mate to marry. I think that’s foolish, because I’m a bicycle salesman. Well, I actually only have one bicycle to sell, and I stole it, which is what makes it so profitable.
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One hug is two people completing The Circle of Love.
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I’m now offering FREE hugs! Only 99 cents per person per time!
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I am a Farmer of Romance, and I am trying to grow in love. Of all the things to grow, in love is the most profitable.
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A vending machine that dispenses cats is a vending machine that distributes tenderness, and it if accepts hugs as payment, those circular displays of affection, then it fully completes The Circle of Love.
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Sometimes I oscillate between two options. But that’s OK, because love is a vibration.
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