Some people put more thought into what kind of car to buy than what kind of mate to marry. I think that’s foolish, because I’m a bicycle salesman. Well, I actually only have one bicycle to sell, and I stole it, which is what makes it so profitable.
One hug is two people completing The Circle of Love.
I’m now offering FREE hugs! Only 99 cents per person per time!
I am a Farmer of Romance, and I am trying to grow in love. Of all the things to grow, in love is the most profitable.
A vending machine that dispenses cats is a vending machine that distributes tenderness, and it if accepts hugs as payment, those circular displays of affection, then it fully completes The Circle of Love.
Sometimes I oscillate between two options. But that’s OK, because love is a vibration.