Well, at least it still contains a sterilization drug, so I can continue to use it to decorate my Birkenstocks.

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Of course, a future world in which you live in a mailbox is obviously an exaggeration. It’s absurd! Do you really think The Globalists will let you enjoy so much living space? No, you’ll be confined to a tin can, and to ensure you fit they’ll incinerate you.

2019/03/282019/03/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The best way to wake up a small town to the idea of shopping local is with a coffee house. This coffee house is so cozy it’s more of a coffee home.

2019/01/252019/01/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Houses have stories, and I used to want to sell houses until I realized I’d much rather just sell the stories. So, I became a writer. From a financial perspective, that was a disastrous decision.

2018/08/202018/08/20 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m selling my house. I would use a realtor, but my one-story house has too many stories attached to it to let a stranger tell them. Stories make sales, and I can make up any story to fit any buyer.

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Business idea: Open up a flower shop right next to a cemetery. Since romance is dead, that’s the best strategic location to sell Living Love Symbols.

2018/04/162018/04/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Not only do I love hunting, but I also love fishing. One time out on Lake Kissimmee I caught a shoe. Then I caught another shoe. They didn’t match each other, but that didn’t stop me from selling them for a soggy 50% discount.

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I once bought a pack of bubblegum, but the gum wasn’t included. Instead, it came with two batteries. They were both dead, like all my love for her, so I taped them in a box and buried them in the cemetery.

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Well, at least it still contains a sterilization drug, so I can continue to use it to decorate my Birkenstocks.

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Of course, a future world in which you live in a mailbox is obviously an exaggeration. It’s absurd! Do you really think The Globalists will let you enjoy so much living space? No, you’ll be confined to a tin can, and to ensure you fit they’ll incinerate you.

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The best way to wake up a small town to the idea of shopping local is with a coffee house. This coffee house is so cozy it’s more of a coffee home.

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Houses have stories, and I used to want to sell houses until I realized I’d much rather just sell the stories. So, I became a writer. From a financial perspective, that was a disastrous decision.

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I’m selling my house. I would use a realtor, but my one-story house has too many stories attached to it to let a stranger tell them. Stories make sales, and I can make up any story to fit any buyer.

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Business idea: Open up a flower shop right next to a cemetery. Since romance is dead, that’s the best strategic location to sell Living Love Symbols.

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Not only do I love hunting, but I also love fishing. One time out on Lake Kissimmee I caught a shoe. Then I caught another shoe. They didn’t match each other, but that didn’t stop me from selling them for a soggy 50% discount.

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I once bought a pack of bubblegum, but the gum wasn’t included. Instead, it came with two batteries. They were both dead, like all my love for her, so I taped them in a box and buried them in the cemetery.

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